avalyn!

23 she/they! it seems i’m both the messenger and the message

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[catchymemes]

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[segamascott]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[80sarcadecarpet]

in honor of the Oblivion remaster coming out I'd like to remind everyone of this absolute classic that singlehandedly changed my entire attitude towards life

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[littledisasters]

Another drawing I've done. Mr.&Mrs. Kennedy