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Aön - 26 - Queer Transman Main: hyakinthou-naos.tumblr.com

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Intro Post

Whattup, I’m Aön - I’m 26 - and I never fucking learned how to read.

My name is pronounced like the letter “A” then “On” (like a light switch).

Queer - Transmasc/Third Gender (he/him) - in a Polyamorous relationship with my Life Partner - White - Neurodivergent - American (unfortunately) - Pagan (Hellenic Polytheist)

✌🏻

[bathtube]

Random Poem / Train of Thought (08/03/2026)

We just got a new laundry detergent, and it smells just like your house

How baffling it is to recognize the scent, when I haven’t step foot in that home in over a dozen years

I can picture your bedroom so clearly in my mind, and your sister’s too

And I still remember the taste of pizza and cherry limeade as I joined your family for game night

Oh how safe I used to feel within those walls

When I ran away from home, the day of my brothers graduation-

-cuts up my arms and my favorite possessions in my backpack-

-I got sunburned sitting in your driveway, waiting for you and your family to come home from church

My family didn’t even notice I was missing for over an hour, but your parents welcomed me in as soon as you got home

I thought we would be best friends forever, thought we’d buy houses next door to each other so our children could be best friends too

Thought you’d be the maid of honor at my wedding

Thought I’d get the advanced readers copy on all your novels -

- do you still write? Did you become an author like you always wanted?

I don’t know how your life turned out, or what you aged to look like

You’re not on Facebook, and even if you were I doubt you’d accept my friend request

I can’t be certain why you stopped talking to me,

I went to your house junior year and you refused to see me

Stood crying on your front porch as your dad answered the door

Sobbed as I told him I didn’t know why you wouldn’t return my calls anymore

And he just stared

Was it because I came out as bi?

Or as trans?

Was it because I didn’t shy away from criticizing Christianity?

Or because I was dramatic?

The former two were changes to you for sure - but the latter two had always been a part of me.

I don’t know what I did, or didn’t do

And at the end of the day it’s probably for the best

But I’d be lying if I said this smell didn’t make me miss you

And for the first time in as many years, I’m sitting here and crying

I haven’t had a best friend, outside my partner, since high-school

And all I can think in this moment is that I’ll never have a friend like you again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle

[calechipconecrimes]

the sequel should reveal that the previous movie's Final Girl is the sequel's Slasher. like a curse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait. make it a metaphor extended allegory for transitioning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[ailithnight]

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

[pseudomantis]

Just found out this tag that keeps trending is people shipping the protagonist of Project Hail Mary with the protagonist of Iron Lung you people are bored as fuck on here and it's because you don't watch sports or eat vegetables

[cybercrowz]

i love you chubby trans men. chubby trans men you are hot and adorable and beautiful and handsome. i love you chubby trans men

[bathtube]

i love you fat trans men. fat trans men you are hot and adorable and beautiful and handsome. I love you fat trans men <3

[boromeerkat]

but guys remember when it was christmas at the tipton and zack and cody were stuck in the elevator with mary giving birth to baby jesus

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[jester-de-punyalada]

Man. The "unalive" type of self-censorship may mostly be just perpetuating folklore? People are talking inanely just based on vibes on the great mighty algorithm?? Mannnn

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[bathtube]

I follow a couple of Muslim creators on TikTok (I’m p sure they’re both Christian raised converts/reverts) and it makes a lot of Muslim content come up on my FYP.

Which honestly is super dope cause I love learning about new religions! (especially ones I was miseducated about in my youth).

However, I *also* get a lot of content semi-pushing conversion- which is to be expected cause that’s how almost all monotheistic religions work (he said - annoyed and rolling his eyes 🙄). But I like to think I’m open minded so every so often I check in with myself like “well - is that something I’m interested in?” and there’s a MILLION reasons why Islam and monotheism don’t work for me. But the big one I keep coming back to is “I could never give up weed” 😂

[tumbwr]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[kedreeva]

Hey hang on a second

As important as it was to contact Tumblr when they made that asinine, fucked up change, now that they've reversed it, you have a chance to say thanks for reversing it.

I know that you're probably still riding the high (negative) from the stress of going through yesterday's changes, and worrying about the fate of your community, and how badly the change would have affected creators. We banded together, and we let the staff know that we didn't like what they were doing, and you know what? They listened. That's part of why we're here on Tumblr and not other places that would have just shoved that down our throats regardless of the hundreds of thousands of complaints. Yeah, they fucked up. Big time. But they also backed off, and it's important to speak on that front as well if you want them to do it again later.

So, even though you may still be mad that they did it at all, take a moment and a breath, and click here. Select feedback if it isn't already selected. And just say "Hey, thanks for listening to your users, and for rolling back the change. I like my community here, and I like that you listened to us when we asked you not to do something we didn't like." It doesn't need to be elaborate. But if we want them to listen to us, making it worth listening to us is a step in the process.

Which also means that if you added a negative review somewhere due to this update, consider retracting or editing it to address the back track on the update. If you were a premium user and you cancelled in order to speak with your money to object to the change, consider speaking again now that you've been listened to.

Staff fucked up. But I'd rather have a staff that fucks up sometimes and then actually listens to its users and fixes or tries to fix it, than a staff that fucks up and pushes through to force the fuck up on everyone. So I'm going to thank them for listening this time, and I'm going to encourage them to listen again next time.

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[strange-aeons]

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT EVERYONE!!!!