cruisin' for a bruisin'

hi, call me lazlo! 29 • they/them • cyborg

[mevil]

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[bathylas]

it's birthday :)

[ludvigrim]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[curioscurio]

his lesbian swag

[magopescao]

Dancing mercenaries!! 🕺✨

[wackywizardz]

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

[brightlotusmoon]

[columboscreens]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

[hev-mark-iv]

[cardo-de-comer]

satan is kinder than mother's love

[its-the-blob]

Is it normal for the quirky detective in a quirky detective show to say he's going to get too powerful one day and cause armageddon?

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[grimsparkarts]

Chuuno says there's nothing like being yourself 😤💪🧀