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Jim Gordon showing up to a charity gala where Bruce Wayne is dressed in head to toe black, Dick Grayson is in a deep blue dress shirt, Jason Todd has a ruby/red stud earring in his left ear, Damian Wayne and Tim Drake are both wearing bird cufflinks/charms, and Clark Kent is standing off to the side in a blue shirt with a red tie:

ke-un

Hey so I figured I should post these here (yes, I had posted them on the clock app first). Anyway!

JASON PETER TODD ft. jaybin and fatson todd

unicornconnor

I have Duke!

messi-mooni

Get your own emotional support Fatson today

captainshadowgirllostfan

I like Red Hood because I agree with his stance that some criminals HAVE to be killed because they won't stop...

but I don't agree with his stance on crime won't go away so the solution is to control it... personally, I think crime is already controlled. There's a lot of certain criminals can get away with...and the ones who do tend to have the money to get away with it for. That's the key. Money can set a criminal free, and it's only the rich and the ones who exploit the poor that are set free... the others go through the law because they can't fight it due to not having enough monetary power to get away with it.

... I confess I have a hard time sometimes linking Jason who was Robin to Jason The Red Hood sometimes, because some of Red Hood's actions are so questionable like why would he do that when he personally was a victim of it...

I mean not giving drugs to kids. Great. Amazing!

But that's it? Jason was never a victim of drugs. But he had a mom who was addicted to drugs that she died of overdose. He was a personal victim of the drug dealers because of that...

And Red Hood just lets it happen and his excuse is that it's controlled... in the sense of no drug dealing to kids, right? Except what about the kids' parents.

Again... I probably shouldn't post about things idk well. I only watched the movie and didn't read the comic book so maybe the comic book gets more in detail of his...philosophy and reasons, idk.

I just think it's really cool how he challenged Batman.

But in terms of the solution of crime...I'm not for "controlled crime" or the idea crime can't be stopped... or perhaps Jason is right to be realistic in that but "controlled crime"...as if it's not already controlled?

Why don't people talk about actual solutions like idk fixing the justice system or something?

scleraphone

breaking the cycle

turrondeluxe

let's loaf with mama

papayafromtv

Damian and Jason have been playing a game of hot potato with being Ra's main heir because neither of them can be fucked to deal with the league responsibilities and then they get to Gotham and find out that the 'detective' nickname has been passed on from Bruce to Tim because Ra's likes Tim for some reason and they both perk up like rival stunt men about to team up to commit insurance fraud.

Tim: dude im so scared to tell Damian that i worked with his grandfather for a little bit. did you see how mad he was when he thought i'd stolen his 'birthright' by being Robin? he might kill me!

Dick: maybe we can find a way to break the news to him gently...

meanwhile, Damian, on the phone to Jason: THAT SUCKER. HE'S GOTTEN GRANDFATHER'S FAVOUR. WE'RE FREE.

Jason: FUCKING FINALLY-

Damian: WAR IS OVER TODD, NO MORE LEAGUE MEETINGS. WE FINALLY DISAPPOINTED HIM ENOUGH THAT HE'S MOVED ON TO A NEW TARGET.

Jason: this is the biggest accomplishment of our lives.

Damian: i truly can't comprehend how we lasted this long in the runnings anyway, but thank god it's over.

Jason: does Tim know what he's in for? did you tell him Ra's will be gunning for him now?

Damian: what am i, a nice person? of course not.

Jason: atta boy.

nyukaart

Angry bird with calm bat

kaizzz4r

sketches.

robs-your-robins

Personally I think Bruce gave up the whole "Brucie Wayne" playboy shtick when he came home one night, sober but stumbling through the front door so the limo driver who dropped him home can attest to how wasted he is, absolutely drenched in perfume, vodka and smoke, and saw Jason actively tense at the sight of him. That's when Bruce decides to sober up his image.

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Tim: *walks into the room to see Jason and Dick hunched over Dick's phone*

Jason: -no a text won't do shit, you gotta call him or it isn't funny enough.

Tim: what are you guys doing?

Dick: oh, Bruce just finished a two week long undercover case where he got shot in three places and he's taking a nap upstairs for the first time in... six days. so we're fucking with him.

Tim:

Tim: he's so lucky to have you both as children.

Jason: hey we were the first ones he tried 'parenting'. we were the trial periods. we fuckin' earned this.

Dick: *nodding*

Tim, sighing: ok what are you gonna do?

Dick: Jason wants to prove that i'm B's favourite, because he's stupid.

Jason: you ARE-

Dick: I'M REALLY FUCKING NOT-

Tim: he's right, he isn't.

Dick: THANK YOU- also oi?

Jason: trust me. you call him now and tell him while he's half asleep and hopped up on pain medication that you've killed somebody and need his help hiding the body, he will be there in seconds. he wouldn't let his little golden boy down like that. he'll pay off anybody he needs to to make sure you get off scott-free.

Tim: Jesus Christ.

Dick, dialling on his phone: this is so stupid,

*phone rings*

Bruce, sounding 3 minutes from perishing, slurring his words and barely conscious: -guh, Dick? i-is this an emergency?

Dick, valiantly putting on the most over-dramatic panicked voice possible: *whimper* B- dad, dad i need help, please,

Bruce, instantly: DICK?

Dick: Bruce i killed somebody and i need help hiding the body. i don't know what to do. it was an accident but i have to hide it. help.

Bruce:

Dick: dad...?

Bruce, grunting: get Jason t' do it *hangs up*

*silence*

Jason: W H A T

Tim: does that count as letting Dick down? he did hang up, but like technically he gave him a referral first.

Dick: i'm honestly a little bit offended

Jason: HE'S PIMPING ME OUT FOR MURDER WORK? AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE GIVES ME ABOUT FATALITIES-,

Dick: like does he think i'd call him first? Bruce man, if i call you for help with a body, it's because i've already contacted Jason and he's unavailable. you are never going to be the first choice.

Jason: -THE SWITCHING TO RUBBER BULLETS, THE DISAPPROVAL, THE LECTURES ON RESPONSIBILITY, AND NOW HE'S SENDING PEOPLE TO ME WITH MURDERS?!?!?!?

Tim: i honestly don't know what we expected, when has B been anything other than a massive hypocrite.

Jason, grabbing a fire extinguisher off the wall: well his fuckin' nap's over now, i'll tell you that much-

Dick: Jay, Alfred is gonna get so mad if you do that-

Tim: why would Alfred care about us waking up B?

Dick, chasing after Jason: no he's gonna get mad about wasting the foam- jASON-

batfam-belfry

Dick was really so ready to bash this guy's skull in that he shoved his way past his brothers to get the first hit

heyget

Jason Red Hood arc but instead of doing any of that reveal stuff he just goes and lives with Selina, who's known him since he was an alley kid and essentially adopts him on the spot.

And then Selina and Bruce start patching things up, and their relationship starts getting healthier, and Jason's sweating.

Selina: Before we move forward, I need you to know I have a son.

Bruce: A son? Since when?

Selina: Just let me know if it's too much for you

Bruce: ???

Bruce: I have seven children, of course it's alright

Selina: Ok good

The wedding is getting closer. Jason is going insane

Bruce: So this son of yours, when will I get to meet him?

Selina: He's very private, but I think you'll like him

Selina: His name is Jason

Bruce, solemn: I had a son named Jason. I wish you'd gotten to meet him. You would've loved him.