Hi... Call me Cam.

[ouijathemovie]

If you play with a Ouija board, be prepared for what’s to come. Get tickets to #OuijaMovie, now playing. GIFs by Sam Cannon and Cindy Suen.

[batmanisacookie]

Nope 👻🙅

[thewhatever]

[gangtheway]

tag your f*cking spoilers

[batmanisacookie]

SPOLER ALERT!!!!

[batmanisacookie]

[batmanisacookie]

How to explain what Homer' s, The Odyssey is to people.

Person: Hey, what's up? Me: Just reading The Odyssey. Person: Cool! What's that about? Me: Well, it's about this guy. And he has a family and all that. Then he has to go to war for like, ten years. On a boat and stuff like that. Then along the way he cheats on his wife a couple times. And has like, a whole bunch of kids. And his was ends up lasting for like, twenty years and yeah.

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Pride 2014

Uprising of Love When Russia’s failure to protect its LGBTQ community has got you down, uprise with love.

PFLAG Mom Just one individual who represents the most supportive type of human known to mankind, the not-so-elusive PFLAG Mom.

Freedom to Marry No one should be an outlier when it comes to love.

Outrising Progressive news stories with a positive spin. Because sometimes things are actually nice, you know?

LGBT Laughs Humor by the community, for the community, and curated by one person who may or may not be a dragon.

Photo via Freedom to Marry

[batmanisacookie]

Love is love

[batmanisacookie]

50 likes! YAY! I'm posting random shit that Tumblr sends me on Gmail!!!!!!!!

[mariners]

Rest in peace, Mr. Padre. The Mariners will honor the Hall of Famer tonight with a moment of silence and video tribute.

[batmanisacookie]

I was at the game the other night, I wish I was hear tonight. We all miss you Mr. Padre.

[batmanisacookie]

Guy: You must be wearing space pants cuz your ass is out of this world. (;

Girl: Actually, they're softball pants cuz my ass is so out of your league. (;

[batmanisacookie]

Mariners game here I come!

[mariners]

Turn down for what?

Going to the Mariners game today

[batmanisacookie]

10 posts! I have 11 posts now.. :)

[batmanisacookie]

I'm so tired of having a long distance relationship! That's it, I'm moving the fridge into my bedroom!

[batmanisacookie]

It sucks

Doesn't it suck when you are making a GREAT comeback and you misspelled a word, than have to send another message fixing it?

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BAD ASS COMMENT BLAH BLAH BLAH SO TRUE BLAH BLAH BLUH.

You: Shit, I meant *BLAH

[staff]

On Tuesday, June 10, our Founder/CEO, David, will head down to Washington to host a live conversation about education with President Obama. David will ask your questions. The President will answer them, out of his mouth, in front of the world.

Submit your questions by midnight on Sunday, June 8. Then tune in to the White House Tumblr on Tuesday, June 10. See you in DC!

[shaiktaher]

Everybody quick! Submit! I just asked. I hope it goes through!

[staff]

Don’t worry! We’ve extended the deadline. Now you have until 5 p.m. today to come up with something. Get your questions in, make ’em good and sharp, and we’ll see you all tomorrow. 

[batmanisacookie]

What is your plans with gay people in the military? I don't have a problem with it, I am just wondering.

[banfred]

[batmanisacookie]

I'll just try. Not promising anything

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

What if a pregnancy test just said: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[batmanisacookie]

That would be... I don't know what it would be.

[ruinedchildhood]

[batmanisacookie]

Bye bye childhood.