Friendly Neighbourhood Stonned Friend™️

They / them / 23 / Canadian / sadly it seems I’m here for a long time not a good time

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[escuerzoresucitado]

[block-swing-perry]

tbh i think its crazy that i went from having everyday adult supervision to like none at all my parents just went damn your going to college. bye see you in year

[block-swing-perry]

im walking my ass to stores and they dont have a clue

[block-swing-perry]

no one stopping me from buying a little treat. (the treat is a bowl)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm in my mid-30s and I still can't get over how I bought a chainsaw from the hardware store and have been using it to chop down tree branches and nobody stopped me.

[block-swing-perry]

hey wait a minute........i could also buy a chainsaw

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They just let you do it

[anarchohobbitist]

really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate

[cherubg1rl]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tlirsgender]

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

[tlirsgender]

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

[the-knife-consumer]

Forever and always thinking abt the zora tadpole babies. Abhorrent

[the-knife-consumer]

My son his name is Awful

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[unprettyextra]

[thoughtcascades]

may already? what's next? june? give me a break

[batnerd420blazeit]

I drew some cute pokepopsicles! Definitely gonna draw some more

[orteil42]

i love the distinctive “MREOW” my cat makes at odd hours when he’s switching into fuckaround mode i’ve never heard a more ominous harbinger of unbridled chaos

[orteil42]

this hateful little fucker just ASSAULTED ME

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[jimxugle]

🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨

[sofubis]

赤ちゃん海のおともだちシリーズ (epoch)

[virginiaisforhaters]

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

[virginiaisforhaters]