[a-little-bit-oddish]

[mothtowers]

the establishment fears the humble late bloomer. while you were experiencing the worst dramas of your life through high school dating I was still playing with toys

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[a-little-bit-oddish]

had a conversation with a bunch of cis men about how much balls get in the way of our sport. like, they were talking about how much it would improve their life to get them surgically removed. i graciously informed them that it's called orchidectomy. they went on telling stories about the nut injuries they have experienced. and i sat there, a stealth trans man, making my noises of sympathy. if only they knew. they'd be soooooo jealous man. my balls shall not be squashed nor pinched nor yanked by a harness. i am free.

[a-little-bit-oddish]

sometimes you read fanfiction that promises to improve the source material, and then you figure out quickly that the author doesn't like the source material. at all. they THINK they do. they love it, you see, they see the potential! and the potential is removing all the parts that fuck.

[dykecinema]

Less pregnancy plotlines

More women hysterically laughing when a man says he wants a baby with her

[kitsnicket]

I don’t like this actually

[kitsnicket]

This is depressing does anyone else find this depressing

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[mevil]

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[ceruleanfuckup]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[thefaiao]

What does the world need more of

Protusions

Dents

Voting ended onJul 11

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.