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David ll he/him ll 24 ll did system || hard of hearing

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[thepl-ace-icallhome]

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[junosfire]

The Adventure Zone: Balance is so weird bcus how do I explain to normal people that one of the most impactful medias to me that I've consumed in the last 10 years for me is a DnD podcast where one of the main characters is an elf twink named 'taco' and the first enemy they face is named Magic Brian, who is also an elf twink with a spider companion named Bryan???

[depsidase]

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

welp this is getting notes again so yknow what that means

POLL AGAIN how did it go

dream scenario

good :)

okay i guess

eh

nightmare scenario :(

i'm literally a [ insert pokemon in the tag ]

Voting ended onJun 30

[levymcgarden55]

Rock and fairy + rock shape! Decided to draw it :)

[byjove]

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

[byjove]

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

[byjove]

“They tell us we’re born to suffer but you were obviously born to maintain the lawn outside of your suburban home. Very sweet.”

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[segamascott]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[ovur]

You don't care about me. You never did

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

[glorioustragedykid]

My biggest incentive to be kind is that I like it when people are nice to me. My biggest incentive to be mean is that the flames of hatred burn in my chest.

[fagstaynight]

Most white people i know would rather die before being unable to name a cat Mochi

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[i-might-be-vanny]

Added a Y axis from the notes