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tomhoppusdelonge

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

gonzocoded

nobody will ever get me the way john singer sargent does

gonzocoded

like. are you kidding me

High Holborn, London

May 2026

#my colleague took this picture of me waiting for her from across the road #ive forgotten my tags again lol #me

I only managed to run half as long as I usually do sad

#got my dick sucked in the cruising area for a bit tho #ive forgotten my tags again lol

#me #ive forgotten my tags again lol #me at our airbnb in brighton the day i was in the pissiest mood bc B and i had been having issues

I need someone to look at my grindr profile and tell my why i get like 0 messages, taps, or replies?! Like how unattractive am I?

#like its acc driving me mad #ive forgotten my tags again lol

catchymemes

free-my-mindd

source? pattern recognition

keirstarmerhateblog

Wes Streeting potentially challenging Starmer

I don't like Starmer but

wessaramics

battakh

IY FUCKEN WIMDY

#ive forgotten my tags again lol

Went and bought a hifi system (cd player not lp) on a whim. All of it for £150

#COADF2 I AM READY 4 U #it wasn't entirely a whim but only a lil bit #ive forgotten my tags again lol

kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.