Anyway;

Mattie. 33. A personal blog full of fluctuating brainrot.

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[heylsgowt]

[lutheban]

How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

[duckbunny]

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

[aleespace]

sleepio

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[without-ado]

Strawberry Moon l seongmo.le

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[writing-prompt-s]

We’ve all heard tales of the moon being made of cheese, but what if it were made of bones? Bone fragments. Bone dust. Partial skeletons from animals we have no name for, no knowledge of. What if the moon were made of bones?

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun fact: While not made of bones, there maybe bone fragments on the moon.

The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs threw tonnes of material out into space. Any animals who were in the sweet spot between being totally vaporised, and falling back to earth, would have their remains thrown out into space. And one of the first heavenly body that would have attracted those earthly fragments would be the moon.

Long story short, there are probably fragments of dinosaur bones on the moon.

[cre4msickle]

hi i like summer

[angxistiredofwasps]

This post is so late but whatever , Aym and Baal art.

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[homunculus-argument]

Does it count as missing someone if you didn't really even know someone that well, but now wish that you could have?

[wickedwormwood]

Feeling this about a dead person...

[homunculus-argument]

My boyfriend's grandpa was a cool guy. He always had some sort of a story about everything. He'd never run out of things to talk about but he ran out of time to tell them. I never knew that he used to paint before after his death when I first found out that the gorgeous painting in the writing room in their home was something he painted as a teenager.

[t4timekeeper]

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

[soulspark]