Tastes Like Battle Chicken

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[kroovv]

Caleb Widogast 🔥

This is a redraw of an illustration I did in 2019

[liberalsarecool]

White privilege laid bare.

[michaelpaul7]

☝️

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing

[13threbagel]

[ Video Transcript :

Host : Well, your name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir!

Host : And your last name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir

(Audience laughter)

Host : Obu Obu

Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is

Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)

Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?

Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)

Host : Obu Obu Obu

Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?

Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?

Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!

Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?

Obu : My father.

Host : Father still livin' ?

Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa

(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)

Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?

Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~

(More audience laughter)

/End transcript ]

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[gahdamnpunk]

Can we support him please?!

[comfygiant]

I would love to share this with everyone who may happen to see this post. Please support this wonderful human being. He spent nearly a half century in prison for a crime he never committed. And the only thing that kept him going was his artistic endeavors. He deserves the best life can offer anyone ❤️

[mildmayfoxe]

HERE IS A LINK TO HIS WORK

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[purr-in-ink]

[purr-in-ink]

Wishing you a peaceful and kind May 🐾🤍

My Purrtreon 🐾😽

[yuumei-art]

An Ode to Stars🌟 With the launch of my Star Projector Kickstarter, I took a look back on all the stars that I have painted over the years. There's just something so magical about their unique shape and glow that brings joy to my inner child. My actual childhood was quite traumatic so now I'm making up for all the lost time. Every painted star heals me just a little bit.

[eluviannaa]

Rico with friends, plus Elu cameo 💜 Thank you for having my little shadow be a part of this, Sinow!

robinshut1

[grilledpeachh]

being informed feels heavy.

being uninformed feels unethical.

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[wizardarchetypes]

if ur telling a story about my from my blog irl and you've followed me for 12 days or more you can just say 'my friend' it's okay you don't have to say 'one time a blogger i follow' that's fine but unnecessary. if you've followed me for more than 1 year you can call me you previous roommate or your cousin who lives far away and if we're mutuals you can say i'm your best friend or even your ex husband

[wizardarchetypes]

deadbeat father who's recently made an effort to reconnect with you or a stranger you once rescued from a storm drain.

[isuggestlandback]

I have a baby cousin who's Two Spirit.

Their parents are leftists, open minded, pro LGBTQ+, learned to use the right pronouns (to their face at least) all that jazz.

Their Auntie grew up in a remote area, little old fashioned, doesn't really "get" the non binary thing, and hasn't quite got the hang of the singular 'they' yet. But she tries.

When my cousin got injured and couldn't drive their parents shrugged and told them to quit their job.

Their Auntie drove them to and from work every day until they got their cast off.

Which family member do you think they'll ask next time they need help?

Do you want to be ideologically perfect, or do you want to help?

[probablyapinecone]

[isuggestlandback]

☝️☝️☝️

[depsidase]