A Pinecone, Probably

unsure exactly what I am but I know I‘m gay the pronouns are a bit fluid atm but please use xey/them

[probablyapinecone]

it’ll never happen bc it’ll get abused to hell but i really wish there was a button to report posts that have blatantly wrong tags for reach

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Grunkle Stan is WHAT

I don’t know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME

[sorrowfulwill]

headcanon that wendy knew about both dipper’s crush on her AND robbie genuinely thinking this twelve year old boy would actually steal his girlfriend

[probablyapinecone]

my brother said that every girl goes through a Hamilton the Musical phase and every boy goes through an Eminem phase so naturally i need to prove him wrong

what phase did you go through

Hamilton, I’m a girl

Hamilton, I’m a boy

Hamilton, I’m nonbinary

Eminem, I’m a girl

Eminem, I’m a boy

Eminem, I’m nonbinary

I did not go through either of these phases

I went through both a Hamilton and an Eminem phase

Other/nuance/vanilla extract/im bald

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

reblog for reach. or don’t, i can’t control your behavior

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[dumnslut]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[probablyapinecone]

oh jell-o there . the file i sent was the original unedited version of TFS that mr greidanus diligently scrubs from the internet on a regular basis. here is the mst3k version

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YA1HSckdtKt2SCjFZI-WbfSh5srXKO3w/view?usp=drivesdk

oooooooooh thank you you've saved me from about 15 minutes of bored confusion before i would've realized

[probablyapinecone]

“and rowsdower?” “a big hairy girl!”

is this too niche. figured some people would appreciate it anyway.

[probablyapinecone]

best feeling in the world is knowing your incredibly niche doodle found the people it needed to

[souptrek]

whats this? the bottle has.... an mkv file in it?

[probablyapinecone]

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU

[probablyapinecone]

the brand of insomnia I have is actually hilarious bc it operates very similarly to a witch’s curse. like i can sleep normally and very well ON THE CONDITION that i must watch the clock strike two each night. if not? infinite torture until two and then a lil more torture after for good measure

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[homunculus-argument]

I get a lot of religious AI slop ads for some reason but this one

no and fuck you. My wheel now.

[probablyapinecone]

OH HOLY SHIT IT’S MAY I NEED TO DRAW MERMAIDS FUCK FUCK FUCK I REMEMBERED IN TIME ONE SEC

[probablyapinecone]

FUCK

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[probablyapinecone]

accidentally came across a shortening of my name that feels weirdly euphoric which means it's time to start a new stardew valley farm as a test run

[probablyapinecone]

experiment: FAILED (forgot that choosing a different name in video games is my default so this does nothing for me)

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[probablyapinecone]

accidentally came across a shortening of my name that feels weirdly euphoric which means it's time to start a new stardew valley farm as a test run