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it's a lot of bl dramas and random video games 'round here

i need you to be chill with people doing shit that don't hurt nobody or we are not going to be chill 💜

my #4 me tag is for my yapping, and #proki makes is for fanart/fanfic. block if ya wanna

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vile-things

#huh #always wondered what a mousewheel was

shadowen

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#my citys pride c:#and seein my gays at work tomorrow

chewing my own arm off trying to decide what to do with the rest of my day honestly. i love audhd paralysis

#i should stream. like im trying to make that my main job and its going well and i need to keep it up #but...............................#there are so many things causing me stress that i need to work on and cant really do on stream #i should do a pro/con list #or just do a short stream #yea.#fuck #I DONT KNOW #kick me #4 me

saltoncity

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

#;-;#pray 4 me

depsidase

krasnoarmeyets

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

vintage-tigre

rvllybllply2014

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

#good lord

is it chill if my dentist telling me ive been doing a good job at teeth activates my praise kink a lil

#ok look. my dentist is fucking hot alright #and i feel like. weird about how hot i find him bc hes very conventionally attractive #but its not even that #its that he OOZES such profound autism #and is incredibly good and professional at his job #and listening to him talk to his assistants. just #hes fucking hilarious but also a TOTAL dorkass nerd #like. thats my type ok #so to compensate for the fact that i want to jump his bones i try very hard to maintain eye contact while speaking with him #which seems to unnerve him and make everything worse bc i LOVE unsettling men (too much)#anyways #u should floss.#4 me

thasorns-moved

reckless-glitch

ramblingandpie

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

andremichaux

Firefly | 1.13

thepurpledevil27

I love Wash so much omg

#</3

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*