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[battyarchamac]

About Me

Age: 26 Gender: Quesitoning Trying to fill this in over time but i’m a nerd, most things i’m into are fairly typical. 

I go by Ty most times

[battyarchamac]

Vox is fucking delusional

"The biggest fish in hell" Buddy no the fuck you ain't. You're mid at best and there are a whole bunch of people in hell over you that wouldn't let you shine their shoes. You would've got folded by ADAM for crying out loud. And Luci was playing with him!

[battyarchamac]

DND IN SPAAAAACE

So i'm going to be joining a DND campaign soon set in space, not spelljammer, but a homebrewed setting with the scifi layered in on top of the magic and the fantasy. Here's the Character Pitch

I'm going to be playing Nova, the Emerald Dragonborn, she was raised on a mining planet that was placed under economic lockdown, so she had to learn to steal to feed herself and her family for a while, hence the Rogue class, and I'm thinking of going like Swashbuckler with an emphasis on Pistols, Sniper Rifles and Possibly a whip for melee if we can buff them up a bit

She was smuggled off the world by a Captain and during that trip was found to be a prodigy, talented in just about any vehicle she got to the controls of.

She's charismatic, kinda grumpy sometimes, wicked fast on her feet. She's a thief with a heart of Gold and can't stand to see people suffering if she can help.

She's going to be a kind of mix of Robin Hood, Jack Sparrow, Han Solo and Hando Onaka. She has a special loathing for the Unity and joined the Once and Only as a way to repay her dept for what the captain and his rebel team did for her family, way back in the day. She can't stand owing people I think the alignment system is bullshit but if I'd had to pick i'd say she's Chaotic Good so yeah with my character i really wanted to subvert the typical rogue archetypes we tend to see in fantasy if that makes any sense at all

I am really hoping to get her commissioned before the campaign starts as i love the idea of this scifi/cowgirl dragonborn

So if any artists are interested in this please get in touch i'd love to talk

[battyarchamac]

the existence of Scooby Snacks in universe implies that the Mystery Inc crew has branding, does Scooby and Shaggy get royalties for these treats or are they custom made for pretty much Scooby and shaggy only?

[battyarchamac]

DND Character Concept

I got a new character concept that i really really want to try out so badly im picturing a character who is one of the few whos returned from the feywild, hair streaked red and and blonde, the tatters of a fine dress hanging about her, when shes found nobody notices the slim ring fall off her hand.

i'm struggling with specifics, but the general idea is Character who left the feywild to protect her wife, embroiled in politics and fae war that's brewing so she couldn't be used as leverage against her -she may or may not be a Queen, i'm leaning more towards a Dutchess of a one of the Courts, or, that is, married to them. Not one herself? I worry i'm not making any sense with this

Class: Paladin: Oath of Devotion Warlock: Archfey Pact Race: Aasimar

[battyarchamac]

I've been getting brief hits of gender euphoria lately when people are thinking I'm a woman on like the phone and speakers and stuff and I'm not even pitching my voice particularly high

[battyarchamac]

Baldur's Gate 3

Red Dragonborn have a immunity to fire damage... Just saying.

[battyarchamac]

Looking for artist

So i kinda want a version of Izuku MIdoriya, but female, early to late thirties, scarred up to high heaven and kinda milfy despite that. Veteran hero type shit. Anybody know any good artists? Friend of mine and i are working on a thing and we love this concept so much. Willing to pay come payday on the 31st.

[battyarchamac]

Avatar the Last Airbender scenario

So scenario: Someone mercs Sozin before the war ever starts, could be his sister Seizan, could be Roku, could be anybody. The point is, the Air Nomad Genocide never happens and Aang gets his childhood and never has to run away. The question becomes: Who, in this timeline, becomes the Avatar? Discuss. Topics can be from who's the most qualified, to who'd be the funniest to who'd tell the most interesting story, and what that story could be about.

[battyarchamac]

Barbie Movie

Society needs the Barbie movie now in the Year of our Lord 2023 just like we needed the Lego movie way back in 2014. Let’s hope this blows Oppenheimer-oscar bait out of the water at the box office. 

[battyarchamac]

Wingman Katara

Tired: Katara leaving Aang for Zuko Wired: Katara seeing Zuko being so bad at love and flirting that she’s like “We have to fix this”  You can’t tell me that Katara trying so hard to hook Zuko up wouldn’t be funny as fuck 

[battyarchamac]

I firmly believe that had Anakin been allowed to he would have been pulling some Phineas and Ferb level shit with his lightsaber.

[aniseandspearmint]

Here we have a handful of universes that are fun to watch and read about, but would SUCK to actually live in! What world would you, grudgingly, choose? There is no way to just 'avoid the drama' you get dropped in the middle of the drama with no way to get out of it. (be VERY careful with your choice)

SCP universe (IF anyone actually picks this, W T actual F)

Hunger Games

Game of Thrones

Middle Earth (First Age, The Silmarillion you are an elf)

A Marvel Comics Universe (I am going to be kind and say NOT Marvel Ultimates)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (NOT a slayer)

Supernatural (tv series)

Grimm (tv series, you are a grimm)

DC comics universe (you do NOT get powers)

Star Wars (you ARE force sensitive)

Voting ended onMar 31, 2023

I am deliberately not adding an 'Other' option! You have to pick form the above.

Be mindful of how the bit in parenthesis, where I've added them, these are NOT things to make your lives easier! :)

After you pick, feel free to say why and then also add a world you would actually want to end up in, if you've got one!

Reblog if you vote, I'm really curious what people would choose!

[battyarchamac]

Star Wars, let's get Skywalker some basic fuckin therapy folks. As for a world I want to end up in. Pokemon, hands down

[cryptotheism]

Insane that the Jedi were allowed to be battlefield commanders. That's like giving random bishops an AR-15 and an officer rank.

[battyarchamac]

to be honest that was kind of part of Palpatines goal, get them spread thin and killed and if he can corrupt their ideology and interests? All the better

[kingcatnine]

[battyarchamac]

@dream-of-stories​ I’d be in the Marvel Universe, think Parker needs a bunkmate for Rent? 

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

fragrance manipulation, or, the ability to give myself a super powerful migraine

[beowulf22121]

I’m not human I’m made of starstuff, and I can work rituals into my martial arts, summoning beasts and working magic as I fight.

I’m a d&d character with main character syndrome.

[prismatic-bell]

….virology mastery and cloth removal.

[dream-of-stories]

Ok this is funny

I got Shadow Manipulation and Crossover Powers

[battyarchamac]

I got Eldritch Mode and Spark Attack @dream-of-stories Also Hi this is ty

[battyarchamac]

Listen if your fanart of Wonder Woman -Diana, Artemis or Nubia really- is not 6′2 with muscles the size of cantaloupes and could crush my head with her thighs then what is the point.  They are AMAZONS