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she/her

[victusinveritas]

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3

[jenjen4280]

If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.

[daiiku]

ᴴᵘᵈˢᵒⁿ ᵂⁱˡˡⁱᵃᵐˢ | ᴮᵃˡᵉⁿᶜⁱᵃᵍᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ ˢʰᵒʷ

[daily-spooky]

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[mazzystar24]

Having the previously suicidal character say they don’t wanna go as they die?? I’m actually suing I’m sobbing Tim minear when I catch you

THIS BETTER BE TEMPORARY I CANT LOSE HIM LIKE THAT

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[vitabreva]

[thepunintended-deactivated20250]

this is so funny

[eddiesmustache]

[bob-belcher]

[cosmicretreat]

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[werewolfmack]

A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

[gotylocks]

Ok but the article is actually insane. It starts with telling you about this specific incident and then drops on you the fact that train robberies are happening more and more in recent years and a couple of reasons are because there are so few railroads is very easy to figure out which one is carrying a specific shipment *and* that because trains are forced to be so long nowadays (many are multiple miles long) they don't even know they've been robbed most of the time until it's long gone.

Train robbers swipe $2m worth of Nikes in heists across California and Arizona

Many shoes haven’t hit market yet as authorities investigate at least 10 incidents targeting BNSF trains in remote areas

[sing-the-beginning-of-moana]

yay for the train robbery renaissance

[gallusrostromegalus]

@thatdisasterauthor

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[charlesoberonn]

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

[omtai]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

[bacony-cakes]

op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.