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@batwielding-blog
do you remember that game about the zombies? the one that had the coach, the news reporter, the gambler, and that real sweet boy with the southern accent? if you recall this game, then you might recognize that boy’s name. hit that like button or give this post a nice lil’ reblog if you’re interested in interacting with an independent ellis from left 4 dead 2 & we’ll see what we can do. (;
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
Now... TRYING and SUCCEEDING are two separate things. If he was TRYING to flirt with her, he wouldn’t have even received a reaction to his somewhat lame attempts - but since he’s SUCCEEDING... he’s received the exact reaction he was EXPECTING. Negan leans on the rail a bit, tilts his head ever-so slightly to the side with a lopsided and somewhat childish grin, and shrugs his shoulders like he hasn’t the slightest clue what she’s talking about.
“ Huh... Sounds like you want me to be. ”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
He’s not gonna act like he’s offended by that. He’s not. He could express it, however, because maybe there’s a small bit of his pride that has been bruised by what she just said... but he’s not gonna let HER know that. The smile on his face barely even falters, in fact, and he carries on like he DIDN’T just hear exactly what she said.
“ I think you look like someone who COULD be interested in me. ”
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
get ME a puppy.
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
tosses negan out a window
NOW HE CAN BE FREE WITH ALL THE FUCKS HE USED TO GIVE.
Negan in Every Episode » The First Day of the Rest of Your Life You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he that gave a shit about killed? It’s about you.
bitch.
You LOVE me.
tetramother:
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It was surprising to even be allowed outside of the kingdom, but when they knew she could care for herself, being allowed out when needed was GRAND. Bow is held loaded in hands, careful of her surroundings. The only reason she ever wanted access out was she was rather picky when it came to APPLES, & there’s quite a wonderful apple tree outside the kingdom she’s cared for even before gaining a home in the kingdom.
Guard arises at hearing VANS, steps suddenly approaching when they halt to bring arrow pulled back, ready to RELEASE if deemed necessary; gaze locked upon the people unknown to her, yet to say nothing even when they finally see her.
On a whim. That’s what it usually takes to get Negan to leave the safety of SANCTUARY with his men ( and women ). It has to all be planned and happening simultaneously for any interest to be sparked - and of course - if in the end it means he might get some SHIT out of it then god DAMN if he isn’t ready to fucking rumble.
But this isn’t like any other time. It isn’t like when they leave looking for nothing and sometimes come back with tiny supplies and meaningless bullshit that means all FUCK to NO ONE. This is the first time they’ve left only to really come across something LIVING unintentionally. Something... INTERESTINGLY so, anyway.
Negan’s one of the first out of the vehicles. Lucille is grabbed with a firm right hand and swung around to rest upon his shoulder but as he steps along, the bat is shifted and swung at a slow pace back and forth around him. The quiet noise of various strands of loose BARBWIRE make a metallic sound as they swipe against the still air and Lucille’s charismatic wielder is the first to raise his voice.
“ Well, hot DAMN - what do we have here. ”
lxonessa:
She’s honestly caught off guard - she’d easily be the oldest one by decades if she knew the wives well enough. It doesn’t stop her snark, though. “I know you’re not one for negotiating – but I think I like kicking ass way too much to be stuffed in a dress and heels and then kept cooped up inside.” Pan shrugs. “No offense. But - if it’s any consolation, I’m up for other - things. I guess. There’s your permission.”
“ Alright, so you’re gonna deny the best position in this place where you don’t gotta deal with all the sweaty pieces of fuck out there because you’re afraid of wearin’ a goddamn dress? C’mon. ”
Negan roooolls his eyes.
“ It’s not a fuckin’ requirement to wear a dress. ”
lxonessa:
{ @batwielding }
“ ………………….. “
“Excuse you. I don’t know what you’re saying but I am totally wife material. ”
SIGH.
“ I didn’t fucking say you weren’t fucking wife material I just didn’t take you as the kinda woman who would really be fuckin’ interested in the position. Unless... I mean... ”
A pause joined by a grin.
“ ... Unless you ARE. ”
What I'm curious about is why you haven't made that rough blonde lady one of your wives yet. Is there something wrong with her?
An almost instantaneous reaction. Negan gives a quick snort of laughter and raises a hand to smack it rather harshly against his face. He closes his eyes for a moment and takes in a breath in order to calm his case of chuckles before giving a REAL answer.
“ Ah - that shit hit me right in my giggledick. Fuck... No - that’s the answer. There ain’t shit wrong with her and newsflash - if you haven’t fuckin’ opened your goddamn eyes, she’s not really the fucking TYPE. ”
negan: i never understood why people value their dumb friends so much until i got a dumb friend of my own
negan: *picks up rick*
negan: i've only befriended rick for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to him i’d kill everyone in this room and myself
A G O D D A M N T I G E R
“ I’m fucking SERIOUS. WHO THE FUCK HAS A TIGER. ”
