Lee :]

20 I have returned to Tumblr cause college is hard

[apfel-saft404]

🩸❤️Brutal Love ❤️🩸

[captain-price-returns]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[bay-leeeef]

every time I see Johnny Knoxville I get so hard I almost black out

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

[dogpuppy]

We’re talking about a toy fart gun. Farts is innocence

[bay-leeeef]

pro censorship arguments that have been recycled since Plato btw

[snlthw]

no monsters, no demons, no j*hn. it's just that bobby and dean came to visit sam at stanford, and bobby said they had to take a picture

[definitelyfrankiero]

Yeah yeah this happened actually , Sam and Jess and a great life and there were no monsters or apocalypses!!! And Dean and Bobby came to Visit all the time and everyone lived!!!

[bay-leeeef]

I need Johnny Knoxville carnally so intensely it makes me sick

[nessa007]

[bay-leeeef]

if we're talking specifically about a movie watched at a movie theatre then it would be the Odyssey and FAWK no, I would not want to be a woman in ancient greece. If we're talking last movie watched period then that would be Jackass Forever and yes PLEEEEEEASE

[b4thxry]

[hiitspussyhands]

You know when there's like, a straight show and everyone's like "it's full of queer subtext between the main straight dudes, and this character is obviously autistic and they really meant to say trans rights"? And then there's a queer show and all of a sudden it's "no but they weren't sensitive about this character's trauma and the queer sex scenes are too short and they're all problematic as fuck, i can't even watch"? And then our shit doesn't get renewed, and we hated on it the whole way for not embodying the perfection we'd never dream of demanding from the straight show?

Yeah, something like that

[tiffycat]

two kids in a house thats too big

[doomed-romances]

Scream queen Delainey Hayles 😱

[lioncourtz]

Me, him. Then.

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]