My Mind Is An Enigma @baz08 - Tumblr Blog

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

there are actual humans out there who don’t know what furries are and every day i think to myself how i wish that were me

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Good luck historians of the future.

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due to EXTREMELY popular demand (as in dozens and dozens of messages- holy shit!!!) you can now add toddbot to your server!

here’s the invite link: https://discordapp.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=461265486655520788&scope=bot&permissions=0

ask him “toddbot what do you do” for his list of commands. apart from responding to any mention of “todd” and “skyrim” with random toddmojis, he can do things like sing you a song, say fuck, and tell you how valid you are. I also added some secret keywords and commands that aren’t on the list.

I put him on the discord bot list here, go upvote him once he’s verified! he’s still pending as I’m writing this

make sure you have emojis from other servers enabled on your server, and that he has permission to send messages. if something’s still not working hit me up in https://discord.gg/8ZMhPJ7 and I’ll see what I can do. you can also go there to suggest new toddmojis or features or responses.

for anyone looking to make their own discord bot, it’s not hard at all! there’s different tutorials out there depending on what language you want to use, there’s a fuckton, but I wrote mine in java.

baz08

@femmescarletwitch

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Trying to move the cord out of the way while you’re vacuuming like

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Kirby end-bosses are just Neon Genesis Evangelion angels

I mean, you’ve got giants with pointy skulls for heads:

Shape-shifting geodesics:

Swirling spheres:

Halos, eyes, and wings:

And I could go on. They have distressingly similar aesthetics.

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So what you’re saying is that Kirby could singlehandedly end Third Impact.

baz08

@femmescarletwitch

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try’s to say “callout post” but it’s reversed and ytp sentence mixed into “cock”

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someone mixes my sentences in real and it’s destroyed all my relationships

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@femmescarletwitch

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Back in elementary school in one of my friends classes there was this computer with an educational mario game on it like mario chess and stuff. He would talk to you as you play but if you walked away for awhile he would say something while idling.

Once they were doing little presentations and one kid was up there dead silent like nearly shaking because they were so nervous. Not a single person talking.

All of a sudden you hear from the back marios voice yell out “Whats-a takin you so long!”. The kid starts crying and runs outta the room