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cannibalchicken

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

stealingpotatoes

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

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tredlocity

red dead and beyond

tredlocity

bed bath redemption

dogpuppy

wholeheartedsuggestions

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

wholeheartedsuggestions

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream

hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

dogsuffrage

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.