Who has a good blog title? Not me...

Look at me, I'm gay.

[kuvaton]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Oh fuck yeah that’s some good content.

[splashbrush]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[just-shower-thoughts]

For every video game there is a guy who made grunting sounds in a recording studio for a day.

[girl-debord]

Corporations: we’d like to wish you a happy Earth Day!

Me:

[chaos--themralds]

[kolbye]

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

[thechaotictrickster]

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

[toast-the-unknowing]

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

[spicymemesociety]

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[hollowboobtheory]

stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing! 

magical sugar daddy

glam goth

looks like a distinguished gay but that’s only because of, again, magical sugar daddy 

probably rich even though you never see them working

fruity drinks 

significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population

tentacles

[cutenessradar]

Ultra Instinct

[wunderbrot]

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[azaraspirit]

that double take though LMAO

[blackwoolncrown]

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

[blackwoolncrown]

behold

a human without its suit or fuel system

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

autonomous spagetts

[bard-like]

fellow DMs listen to me.

if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.

So the next time some smug players seduces your encounter, you smirk and you turn the tables on them. :)

[bard-like]

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL BIG DUNGEON ENERGY

[babyanimalgifs]

Some of the smallest buns

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[pkeaselikeme-deactivated2024082]

Capitalism demands profit over art

[shencomix]

[spooky-catboy-angel]

there’s really no predicting how this comic ends

[nappesworld]

[bathtubbarrister]

that’s some damn tea

[greyhairedgeekgirl]

If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way?  That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.

It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way.  Are you good with that?