can you pea-nut

You're cool but you think you're chocolate.

[minfonica]

[bbbblahblahblacksheep]

Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes

Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.

[lovingconcept]

Look, pal, I just wanna hold your hand and make out.

[obiwaaaan]

Oh, right. The fortune. The fortune for the Baudelaires. The fortune specifically for the Baudelaires. Baudelaires’ fortune.

[ladyknightthebrave]

btw y’all know the guy playing Lemony Snicket on Netflix is Kronk right??? swear to god look it up

That is the voice of the man who said(among other things)

“Riiiiiiiight the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison…….that poison?”

and also

“*gasp* MY SPINACH PUFFS”

[hydrosspyross]

Lemony explaining literary devices, and being meta 100% of the time is so accurate

[deafwestnewsies]

YA KNOW WHAT??? FUCK MR. POE. HE AIN'T DONE SHIT FOR THE BAUDELAIRES

[ashotatthenight]

favourite thing about 2017 so far is brandon flowers just being a lad with the lads. just ladding around. just kicking back in a canyon with the lads cos he’s an absolute mad one, a legend. what a lad. #LADSONTOUR

[weavemama]

REBLOG THE DANCING WHITE BOI FOR 2017 GOOD LUCK

[lindseys-deactivated20200318]

Not risking it

[slutforcandy]

I ain’t takin that chance

[ameerahmaysoon]

It honestly seems like a curse but whatever you say lol reblog.

[bbbblahblahblacksheep]

These hands not fit for holding.

[bbbblahblahblacksheep]

Realizing that people apologize only to hear you say “it’s ok” since they can’t live with the responsibility of having done something wrong or hurt you in any way.

“It doesn’t matter if I stabbed you, but say it’s okay so I don’t have to feel like I did something wrong.”

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[bxckbxrner]

im hurt

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[x495dsjksks8ug-deactivated20191]

am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

[st-pam]

[minfonica]