..and then I woke up

Here is what you'll find: Some obscure and some lovely, And all that is good.

[itznarcotic]

[reginasphalanges]

Derry Girls (2018-2022) Season 1 | Episode 3

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[amateur]

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[mitskilesbians]

this is basically what coming out is

[vicodin-white]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

God i love this image

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

happy tdov

[reactionfaces]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[vbartilucci]

Preach, LeVar.

[seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2]

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[bbbeezy]

It says watch with sound on and I have to share that I immediately and seriously regret hearing the sound(s) of this video so you do you.

[sayanythingtrax]

Visit Original Link

Perma Does Each Other (2022)

[pupdotcom]

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

[hellboys]

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)

[vexmoth]

[felinecorpse]

[my-placetohavefun]

I’m pretty sure this is a joke, though? There’s no way a film director actually thinks this is how a millennial/gen z would act. Almost 100% the director was just doing a funny.

[madhopz]

yeah its not funny

[rot-hag]

remember how the hippie victims in the original texas chainsaw massacre weren’t walking strawmen and felt like irl people and were genuinely likeable for the most part, and how the whole movie was basically a cynical reflection on american society in the aftermath of vietnam and watergate? lol

[lordmo]

also for the record I think the visual setup of “everyone whips out their phones” is funny but “try anything and you’re canceled, bro” is absolutely both written and delivered like a cop trying to buy drugs from high-schoolers

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

So this isn’t a fucking parody are you kidding me

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[octobersend]

[thiccthottie420]

[homofied]

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

[guccixcoochie]

It’s me I was murdered. For the third time.

[shsl-autism]

How in the actual hell