Alptraum

Fandom Trash at 24 years of age

[8bitbreadbox]

I finished Unbeatable, and now I'm watching my friend play through it. This is something we made while he was playing.

I love my friends.

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[octobersend]

[thiccthottie420]

[homofied]

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

[guccixcoochie]

It’s me I was murdered. For the third time.

[shsl-autism]

How in the actual hell

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[golzy-deactivated20200713]

curioussssss

Can this work?

Let’s see how it is!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[rascallers]

Golzy… no.. bad memester! You don’t meme with crusty memes!

[aki--kitsune]

This is great

[diamond28869-deactivated2025100]

JFC XD

[sargentsnowy-blog]

ITS ON MY DASH

[nerris-is-big-mood]

I love this so much

[best-boi46]

Oh god I found it! AND THERE IS MORE!! best post.

[spades-boy-blog]

[shsl-autism]

GLORIOUS

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[shsl-autism]

Sweet mother of God I found it

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[bucked-up]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

[haiku-robot]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday no kidding

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Support me to cyborgify you! (ʘ‿ʘ) | PayPal | Patreon

[bucked-up]

haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

[bucked-up]

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

[princessesandtiaras-jacie]

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERY SUNDAY MUWHWHAHAHAHAA

[b00bconnoisseur]

ITS FINALY SUNDAY

*hits reblog*

MUWAHAHAHAHHAH

[smooththegoofyshark]

Sunday!

[ghostswithoutjournals]

ＳＵＮＤＡＹＹＹ

[jumpscaretactik]

fingers in his ass sunday

[shsl-autism]

Sunday

[writing-prompt-s]

NASA engineers monitor the Curiosity rover’s actions. All seems normal until the little robot suddenly changes its course. The scientists attempt to correct it over and over until they suddenly receive a transmission from the rover

“Will save Oppy”

[badjokesbyjeff]

Can we get an F for Opportunity 

[n-w-t]

F

[writing-prompt-s]

F

[nervous-uncle]

F

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

F

[gaudfish-naudsm]

F

[cottage-core-cunt]

F

[rammypaige]

F

[blueprimal26]

F

[jumpscaretactik]

F

[shsl-autism]

F

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[sunlight-wing]

Wishing I love the life I want for myself

[shsl-autism]

THR ORIGINAL

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Who would’ve thought?

[chubby-aphrodite]

op im gonna manifest several thousand tons of green leeks in your house myself by midnight tonight

[kazoo-goddess]

By 12:01 I’ll have eaten them all, just you watch.

[shsl-autism]

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING ACTUAL FUCK

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[shsl-autism]

I FOUND IT FUCK YES

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[shsl-autism]

I FOUND IT

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[kiwismoon]

@asexual-loser

[superweirdnerdalertt]

I’ve only ever seen this post in screenshots. I can now die happy

[discount-frank-iero-deactivated]

“Canada that is totally a planet shut the fuck up” is my favorite part

[indic0lite]

I agree with the changes

[terminusalchemist]

Canada is love, Canada is life 🇨🇦

[maya-tl]

@chippani

Space!

[chippani]

“Milky eh.”

[dragonhardtthegolden]

@phoenixmeeka @shade-blitz 

[kkbendy]

OMFG!!!!

[theniceprincess-tnp-revived-dea]

CANADA THAT IS A PLANET SHUT THE FUCK UP I CRYING I CANT BREATHE

[rougebebending]

what about the ocean? can’t we call that “wet Canada”?

[shsl-autism]

How about we call the oceans various brands of maple syrup

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[noya-sunflower]

…..

[that-aesthetic-nerd]

Please lord

[kitnapz]

no way this’ll work lmao        

[tiredeldritchhorror]

Oh shoot i would love a doot doot

[shsl-autism]

Imma try

[nekotalia-blog]

what if yao had a crush on another hetalia character so he offered the character free fine china but when the character comes over to his house to buy it they cant find it and ask “wheres the fine china” and yaos just lying there naked with a rose in his mouth and says “i AM the fine china”

[nekotalia-blog]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM BEGGING YOU

[bonbravo-deactivated20180822]

dont stop spread the fine china

[shsl-autism]

I FOUND IT

[shsl-autism]

The troubles of being a Hetalia fan and taking World History

THE AMOUNT OF TRAUMA AND SHIT THEY HAD TO GO THROUGH IS HEARTBREAKING

I'M LEARNING ABOUT THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR GERMANY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭

[sungso]

a

[sqlatoon]

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[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

c

[bunnyclown1975]

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[trashkingpit]

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[oops-still-here]

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[frecklesandcupcakesarchive-deac]

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[paperlettuce]

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[quatzopal]

k

[egoi-sm-deactivated20161011]

l

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

m

[e-rror-404]

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[mridia]

O

[jesusanddick]

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[potatosoup]

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[connorsyouth]

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[onlinehottie]

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[twoheadeddavghter]

t

[lovedoggos]

u

[brainmilks-deactivated]

v

[skeletonjock]

W

[goblinshell]

x

[sizequeen]

Y

[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

Z

[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

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[batter-sempai]

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[thatgirlnamedeleanor]

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[fuckthisblogshit]

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[2014phan]

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[phuck-phan]

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[amyros-e]

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[octolevi]

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[dauntlester-deactivated20151117]

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[imnotinlove-thisisnotyoursong]

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[punkdehaan]

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[murdercoeur]

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[danisontnonfire]

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[a-hundred-skeletal-butterflies]

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[jasonluvsnico-deactivated202010]

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[the-dweeb-life]

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[dani--dallas]

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[heckmelanie]

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[angelicbreadroll]

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[sunshinehowlter-deactivated2024]

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[holdmegentlylikehamburger]

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[tyler-josephs-legs-deactivated2]

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[billybibixx-blog]

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[wasteofalife-deactivated2017082]

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[nsfwphannetwork]

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[marstheworld]

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[grandpagoodadvice-deactivated20]

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[niijima-exe]

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[valdimire]

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[prettythizzeed]

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[lazer-corn]

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[volbeast]

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[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

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[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

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[bucxys-archive]

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[afoolishfigure]

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[ectoimp]

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[tieflingmenace]

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[sand-lynx]

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[itwasmemememenowgonelol-deactiv]

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[mandyjpg]

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[abrakedebra]

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[gemini--cricket-deactivated2017]

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[lana-strology]

89 ;/

[aleaxndra]

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[russellelelele]

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[ericobra]

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[mabshit-deactivated20161206]

93… i hate tumblr.

[xouterspacemukex]

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[tinyyeosangie]

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[there-is-no-romeo]

*sigh* 96

[demonbarber14]

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[sirmooseward]

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[gerbildine]

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[scattythepirate]

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[gerbildine]

[shsl-autism]

It started as something stupid and it turned into a beautiful anime reference I'm ok with this

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[shsl-autism]

A legendary meme

[spiral--system]

SAVE FANNY

[randomfoxgirl]

SAVE FANNY

[youre-moon-child]

Fanny

[theinkybros-blog]

SAVE THE FLUFFY BUNNY 

[ihaileysenpai]

BUNNY MUM MUST BE SAVED!!!

[theniceprincess-tnp]

MHM Picks up Fanny and books it

[shsl-autism]

Can I kill Brute myself?