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we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
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cherry valley forever
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@bblvis
FAQs:
Q: who are you?
A: The king himself but with a BBL 🍑✨
Q: Why did you get a BBL?
A: I am a Thicc King 👑🍑
Q: Do the fool’s gold loaves go straight to your thicc ass?
A: Woah Mama Yaaas Everthing makes me thiccer🍑
A brief note from OP:
This is a body positive space. I just thought the idea of Elvis with a BBL was hilarious.
whoa mama, they didn't realize that Elvis is immortal and can't be killed
Woah mama the wizards cursed me with immortality
I like your shoelaces.
Thanks! I stole them from. Well.
This is awkward
That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally
Cunt
Tumblr may have banned the Elvis-Official blog, but Elvis calling me a cunt will live on in perpetuity, I suppose...
Woah mama they deleted my blog but the only thing that can kill the king is drugs and toilets hummina hummina hummina
Elvis-official rides on!
'Distant sounds of waking up'
(May Elvis Live On! - Mod)
Woah thicc mama they'll never take us down
I’m starting a new bread store called Pangea bread-it’s basically Panera. We sell bread and soup and whatever-but with a twist.
It’ll start out as one solid restaurant and then physically break apart into smaller chain restaurants-but the smaller chains are constantly moving around bumping into each other.
And we would add waffles to the menu to give ourselves an edge above our stagnant competition; Panera bread.
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
"average celebrity has a tumblr account" factoid actualy just statistical error. average celebrity has 0 tumblr accounts. Elvis Presley, who lives in the Mojave & has over 200 tumblr accounts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
woah mama, it’s time for a new era
I will changing my name to wonderful-awesome-nice-Elvis and I will stop hitting people with my ford
Tetoto woah mama, you did this last year too! It wasn’t for April Fools but even then!
Woah mama I just wanna be nice for once
Woah thicc mama, even more evil!!!
Woah mama happy Homestuck day
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
Who suffered more
Chikorita
Jesus Christ
Meow Mama this is lore accurate
woah mama google ai really does think you said they put you in the orb
I did
Hi Elvis
OBAMA
Let me be queer,
Every time I look at my follower count the number drops. Probably because I don't post very often hummina hummina hummina
Oh fuck shit damn it I forgot the one year anniversary of this blog. Fuck
HAPPY EASTER
Woah thicc mamas. As a thicc bi girly I’m so happy to get some representation on this holy Easter Sunday. Hummina Hummina 🕺🍑✨
Happy Easter, my fellow Americans! Christ has risen indeed, hallelujah! 🙏✝️
Had a haunting nightmare that I started a political movement similar to the one at the end of the Joker movie but instead of burning things down and being crazy, all of my followers just dressed up as the Joker and stood at street corners holding signs that said things like "IM NOT JOKIN" and "WHY SO FURIOUS" as like, a vague protest against Everything Going On Economically And Politically Right Now. It was called jotesting (Joker Protesting) and it resulted in my Tumblr account getting nuked
Meow Mama I say we take jotesting to the streets. Elvii!! We ride at hummina hummina dawn
Woah thicc mama!!! We will thiccly protest 🕺✨🍑
