[amateur]

[finntheehumaneater-deactivated2]

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

[godisafujoshi]

God forbid women do anything

[mitchipedia]

Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

[neil-gaiman]

Oh those Mexicanised dishes.

[thememedaddy]

[neil-gaiman]

Happy Easter

[lagonegirl]

This, also keep in mind that the “American cowboy” has been exaggerated greatly by Hollywood and popular myth - it was really only a twenty/thirty year period in the mid-19th century that essentially ended around the American civil war when barbed wire was introduced and eliminated the need for them.

If you’re ever in Denver, check out the Black American West Museum. Lots of photos, artifacts, etc.

John Wayne’s character in The Searchers was based on a black man named Britt Johnson.

#BlackHistory 

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[manny-jacinto]

a message from Rahul Kohli 

[lunchbagmonster]

Lol I forgot I never posted this here

Seatbelts, everyone ✨

[catchymemes]

[shesnake]

this was in response to a now deleted tweet by an adult about disney channel “falling off” and I think about it all the time when people my age complain about teen media

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[brokenstick]

she ate

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[traegorn]

Because James Bond is designed to be a sex symbol for straight men and not anyone who actually finds men sexually attractive.

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude