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[bbshipper21]

The edit that will probably never make it on Instagram 😜

[bbshipper21]

I'm late, but it's so wild that this edit is now 8 years old! Honestly, I forgot about it, but now that I see it again, I actually kind of love it.

Should I might make an updated one? 🤔

[sunsetcurve]

if the thundermans weren’t a kids show max and oyster would have smoked so much weed together and i know this to be true.

[bbshipper21]

Oh, 1000% they would, so would the rest of the band (idk if he still does, but Jack smoked while filming the show, I'm also pretty sure Kira does currently.)

Phoebe, too. Max would have talked her into it, "c'mon, Pheebs, just hit it!" making fun of her and how she's too much of a good girl to be bad, "Thundergirl afraid to have a little fun?" until she finally scoffs and says, "Oh, yeah, how's this for afraid, Max?" Max eats his words, and Phoebe is high. And so begins, Max and Phoebe sneaking out at night to go smoke, together (can someone write this?), and to sometimes meet up with Cherry and Oyster, to smoke with them.

I also totally think Colosso would smoke with Max lol.

Think Billy and Nora might partake? Ooh, or Hank and Barb secretly trying it, in their room? What about Chloe with her friends? I think Booch is a stoner forsure, you know her dad is! Okay, I'll stop🤣

God, I wish they'd make an adult (Tv-MA) version or the show(s) THE POSSIBILITIES 🙌🏻😆

[shipcest-f-f]

Shipcest pairings in which one of them fights off incest allegations for dear life while the other one is like "yeah, we fuck"

[bbshipper21]

*Cough cough* "Max and Phoebe" sorry, I coughed through that 😆

We all know who would do what.

[bunnis-monsters]

“You’re romanticizing it!”

No, actually, I’m sexualizing it. Thanks.

[bbshipper21]

Or perhaps doing both? Why yes, yes I am 😆

[thundercest]

THE THUNDERMANS UNDERCOVER 1x05  |  “Save the Date”

[bbshipper21]

He really expected us to believe that reaction is just because he didn't want to do dishes? Suuure, Max. You're not obvious at all.

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Not me pretending that Date Of Emergency never happened and that Mallison are still together and happy (but yes).

[bbshipper21]

They didn't break up in "Date Of Emergency" though 🤔

I think someone doesn't like the fact that Max was more concerned about Phoebe, than he was with his own girlfriend (even she acknowledged him "bailing at the last second" on her )😆

[loveisanimaginarydagger3000]

Phrases/Actions that make me drop to my knees, ready to submit.

All 18+ Prompts- Please tag me if you use any cause I wanna read filth :)

“That’s it, fuck, that’s a good girl/boy.”

“You’re mine.”

“Is this ok?” As they stare up at you from in between your legs. (Consent is so fucking hot and important)

“Do that again- Shit, just like that, right there.”

Ghosting their lips against yours before pulling back with a smug smirk, making you chase them desperately.

Dragging one of their nails down the side of your neck and then middle of your chest.

“Please mark me, I want everyone to know I’m yours.”

“Spread your legs baby, that’s it… Wider.”

When they murmur pure filth into your ear while they’re touching you.

Fucking someone so good that they struggle to kiss you back.

Hands desperately clutching at one another, gasping into each other’s mouths as if you were starved of one another.

“On your knees.” While their fingers thread through your hair, guiding you onto the floor.

Smirking into a kiss/against your skin when you whimper at their touch.

“My little slut to ruin.”

Interlocking your fingers above your head while making out passionately.

Pulling them closer by the collar of their shirt or their belt.

“I’m yours. Only yours.”

“You’re in no position to tease baby, remember that.”

Soft, lazy kisses and innocent touches that turn bolder and more sinful as you just can’t resist each other.

“This is wrong.” “So wrong.” While continuing to pull at each others clothes, mind fogged with nothing but lust and arousal.

Want a Part 2?

[bbshipper21]

Someone PLEASE, using those last two prompts, write some absolute Max and Phoebe FILTH. Tell me that wouldn't be perfect for them! I also really like "you're mine" cause even Max himself, has established that Phoebe is his! (I'll never get over that)

[bbshipper21]

Can we take a minute for this episode synopsis?! Tell me if you read it out of context (or maybe even not), it doesn't sound like Max literally wanting to go on a date with phoebe! On the other hand, Max sabotaging the date! Um, jealousy, no? Clearly realizes that he wants her to be with him more than this other dude.

This one's gonna be good, but OMG I cannot wait to see tonight's episode! 😍 🙌🏻

(I bought the season pass on AppleTv, so I won't be able to watch it until tomorrow.)

@v0rd1g4n @solunaxo @thundercest

I need your guises take on this!

[bbshipper21]

SPEAKING OF THE BABE CALLING, I was watching jack on this podcast called smoochie town, it was posted around Jan of this year and at 41:58 he was talking about how he was flirting with a manager, "I flirted with her right away, called her babe." LIKE HELLO, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR WHEN HE CALLED KIRA THAT

Omg that episode was everything! Marco is hilarious, I was dying laughing when they were telling their stories, and Jack was talking about what that nasty chick did to his couch and how his world was caving in cause he was too inebriated to handle what was happening (poor Jack) lmao 🤣🤣

I totally know what you're talking about, though. Ugh one could only dream, right? Let's just pretend it was Kira even if it wasn't lol. I could be wrong, but I do think that girl he was talking about was a somewhat older woman, he had briefly posted her, on his stories having lunch together. Didn't he say in the podcast that she was older?

[bbshipper21]

omg in the Zach sang interview with Jack and kira, like at 1:22:35 where jack is like ilysm and kira was in the middle of saying smth and she stops and immediately just says ily back and there's like a one second pause after?!? like idk man I just kept replaying that shit, it was hella cute

Wait, I'm sorry they said that?!! I have to rewatch it. I'm still stuck on him calling her babe (BABE!) and them holding hands, after he rubbed her arm like, ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING?! Ugh that interview was everything I needed when the show was still on air and the jira/tc fandom was still active.

Okay so, I know you didn't ask, but I have to give my take on this. The way they used to be during interviews always bugged me because of how Kira would act, meanwhile Jack would just stare at her and smile when she talked (I know he loves her and always will), but this one had a whole new dynamic and even they acknowledged it and I was like 😍 when Kira said she didn't realize that something had been missing in her life until they (the Thunderfam) reunited, we all know she was talking mainly about Jack (I will never get off this hill) cause they mentioned how they needed a break from each other but that they now wanted to get know each other again (they just won't ever quit torturing us lol) ,after watching that and hearing what Kira said to Jack about how she felt about him when the show first started, tells me that she had feelings for him and he was kind of a standoffish ass, so that made her flip a switch and look at him in a different, more familial way to keep herself from being hurt, then a few years later he realized how he felt. I feel like that's why they had that falling out and he and Ryan broke up, then they were hanging out again. If you remember they were spending a lot of time together, so much so that nearly everyone had been speculating they were hooking up, even before he and Ryan broke up, then after, then they unfollowed each other and he was even talking shit to her on twitter, the tension was too high for them not to have had something going on. I swear Kira just turned her feelings off to protect herself and Jack was oblivious to it, until the tables turned, but by then it was essentially too late, after Paris fucked him over (I never shipped them) he was bouncing from relationship to relationship but they didn't last cause none of them are Kira, but once she met Max, that was it. She even mentioned how her and Jack briefly spoke cause he hit her up and asked if she had a boyfriend yet! Come on, tell me there's no feelings there whatsoever and never has been, yeah fkn right. Now he's still single and she's just in a storybook, hallmark movie relationship. Jack knows he fucked up lol.

Idk that's just my theory on it.

Either way, that interaction was so evolved and cute, then she has to ruin it by getting married 😆 I'm happy for her, but Max must have a big dick, and mad cooking skills or something lmao because, I'm sorry, he is just so unfortunate looking.

[gianni7867]

Why is writing so hard? Like my ideas are genius and I know what I’m trying to do but once it actually comes to writing my brain just stops

[bbshipper21]

This is the worst for me!

I just finished a one shot type story(do you even have to ask who it's about, at this point?), but I just can't publish it yet, I want to add better dialogue.

[bbshipper21]

Hi! I was wondering, now that you're back in the Thundermans fandom, have you thought about writing thundercest fanfics, but more like... adult stuff? 😉

Hey, Anon,

Love the question,

Asking that is like asking if I ship them, OF COURSE! Do you know who I am? 😝. No, but really, I have pretty much been writing for them, every once in a while, for the last few years. I took a big break, but something brought me back to it and omg you should see my Wattpad! Hm, I don't really know about more adult cause it's been about as adult as it can be, since the beginning lol. Well, actually, I don't have much smut and Max and Phoebe lemons, but I want it all!! So I'll probably try to do some of that. I just don't know how to write it super well. I do plan to post a few excerpts from different books/stories I'm working on, though. So, if that's something you (or anyone) wants to see LMK!

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “angry confession” prompts

“Since when did you ever care about me?!” “Since fucking forever, you idiotic dunce!” 

“I can’t leave you alone for one second without you hurting yourself, can I?” “I mean, I’m fine so it’s okay—” “No, it’s not okay. Not when I feel like I’m going to go batshit fucking crazy, thinking you’ve hurt yourself.“

“Well, I’m sorry I fell in love with you, okay? But it happened and I can’t do shit about it.” “You… What?” 

“You think I wanted this to happen? You think I, of all people, wanted to fall in love with you?” 

“Trust me, I’m also trying to understand how in the shit this happened.” 

“…This is why I knew I shouldn’t have gotten close to you.”

“I’m going to need you to stop for one second because I just find it so incredibly rude that you think I’m not head over heels in love with your stupid, oblivious ass. Are you a brick? Because you’re dense as fuck.”

“Tell me how I’m supposed to un-love you, then. Tell me. Spare me.” 

“Yeah, well, if I could, I’d lose feelings for you. But it’s not that easy. It’s not that easy to just let go of someone you’ve held onto for so fucking long.” 

“What part of ‘I want you, and only you’ do you not understand?” 

[bbshipper21]

Just leaving this right here, (if anyone sees this) give me some ideas!

[bbshipper21]

Omg @v0rd1g4n you HAVE to use these for some wrong subtitles (if you were planning to make more) the potential 🙌🏻 especially those top two and the bottom left (Good, Lord I need help! lol). I like the one with Kickbutt, cause it could easily be like the hero league figured out they are dating or caught them somehow, and now she's there to confront them or something.

Let's bring our favorite forbidden headcanon, otp, back to life!

[keyotosprompts]

snap a picture, bring it on

prompts for when you're utterly obsessed with someone

⇴ "who needs to look at the stars when i can look at you?"

⇴ there's tons of people crowding around person a, but they're solely focused on person b (who doesn't know person a)

⇴ "dude, what are you staring at? it's been five minutes" and person a, who turns around + is embarrassed, "um, what?"

⇴ when person a cannot take their hands off of their person b. it's like they're saying "mine mine mine" bc of how touchy they are

⇴ when person a looks EXTRA good, so person b teases them by on kissing them on the cheek, neck, jaw, and eventually lips.

⇴ ^^ "what's all of this for?" and person b hoarsely mumbles, "nothing," while pressing themselves closer into person a's neck + placing kisses all over

⇴ person a CHEERING when person b comes out in a formal outfit. like standing up and clapping in the middle of the dressing room.

⇴ "c'mere," person a says while opening their arms for person b. then person b proceeds to dive into person a.

⇴ staying up until 3am talking to each other. partially because they can't get enough of each other, and because both parties want the conversation to keep going (bonus points if they fall asleep mid convo)

⇴ "stay. i don't want you to go," person a says with a raspy, sleepy voice while grabbing onto person b's hand.

⇴ "it's scary how much i need you. sometimes, if you're not around, i genuinely believe i start losing it."

⇴ person a giving person b so much reassurance. telling b things like "you're amazing, you always have been," and "i know you're do great."

⇴ person a is rambling and drops the "am i talking too much?" and person b says "never."

⇴ literally having to resist the carnal urge to grab the other person and pull them into you

⇴ person a is unable to resist person b's teasing, so they grab their jaw and pull them into a lengthy kiss

⇴ person b looking at person a like they're one of the seven wonders, while person a is literally wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and a face mask

⇴ "what? do i look funny?" "i can't believe you just said that."

⇴ "kiss me again and again and again. i will never get tired of it–or you for that matter."

⇴ being grabby while making out. grabbing someone's ass, shoulders, jaw, waist, idc. (BONUS POINTS IF IT'S GRABBING ASS WHILE PICKING SOMEONE UP)

⇴ seeing their s/o and still having that physical reaction. like, heart racing at 124 bpm, gulping/swallowing, having to squirm around due to nervousness.

⇴ "can you come down here? i miss you."

⇴ being on someone's mind so much that they shove their face into their pillow and scream.

[bbshipper21]

some these have so much Thundercest potential.

@v0rd1g4n Tell me “can you come down here? I miss you” couldn’t easily be Max, obviously in his lair, texting Phoebe.

[bbshipper21]

Did you think the writing was over, or that I haven’t still been coming up with stories/one shots over the years?

Oh, if you could see my Wattpad lol.

you guys interested in seeing more of this story? I wasn’t really sure if I was ever going to publish it or not, I’m weird, I kind of like just writing the stories for me, to have something to go back and read later. I am still my worst critic when it comes to my writing, but I’d love to put a really good one out there. I reread parts of my published stories and have half the mind to unpublish (not delete) them because, in my opinion, they are kind of terrible lol.

Anyway, I thought I’d bring back some “Britt’s Notebook” nostalgia and share an excerpt from my current project, if you will. Here we have a fight, I’m sure you can guess between who. Leading Max to, where else, but to Phoebe

I can post that excerpt, too just lmk

Let me know what you guys think 😊

[weirdincestuous]

For more thundercest in this world 🙏

[bbshipper21]

yes PLEASE