[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[boseman-chadwick]

[aces-to-apples]

[taiyochan]

Big mood

[tionnechante-deactivated2016071]

If he can't claim you in public, don't let him fuck you in private.

[ryan-potter]

[straightboyfriend]

me discovering my inner worth

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

what a wholesome post

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[super--sadist]

Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

[super--sadist]

I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes

[tinyowlnonsense]

Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly

[sapphodelic]

Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out

[denisvilleneuve]

honestly if this ain’t me…… i’ve never felt more connected to ryan gosling 

[also-handy-dandy-headcanons]

FIRST OF OCTOBER MEANS

SPOOPY TIME

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[collegiate-confession]

[memewhore]

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[anangstyblackgirl]

i love this scene because josh casually called her out on her ignorance and didn’t coddle her afterwards when she tried to play victim. all while eating pickles out of a jar.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[sapphiresoftarth-blog]