sansutopia

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FUCK

Day6 has me ruined

that acoustic guitar at got me fuckin wrecked

and the way the lead guitar fits with it so nicely just UGH i love instrumentals so much

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do you know what we need? san doing a cover of Guillotine

hear me out

just a vocal cover would be enough to satisfy me. like him saying “love me” in english. or just the whole entire first :0  kq please i need this hell imagine him saying “kiss my lips” using the voice he had in Long Journey god i need to stop but I’d be happy with a dance cover of this. lordy it’d be so amazing

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wait peeps hol up

someone needs to do an Instagram edit of this. im a desperate child an edit of seonghwa, yeosang, san, hell even yunho. the song just fits them so much

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do you know what we need? san doing a cover of Guillotine

hear me out

just a vocal cover would be enough to satisfy me. like him saying “love me” in english. or just the whole entire first :0  kq please i need this hell imagine him saying “kiss my lips” using the voice he had in Long Journey god i need to stop but I’d be happy with a dance cover of this. lordy it’d be so amazing

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happy birthday to my main man-

suck a turd you beautiful visual, gorgeous piece of hubby that I just wanna kiss all day long. have a nice and wonderful day

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Hongjoong: did you… Did you just sign a legal document with pink glitter gel pen?

Yunho: yes, it’s pretty, fuck you

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*San, standing up to go to Mingi’s room and share Vlive*

Wooyoung: What are you doing?

San: Leavin-

Wooyoung: PUT your ass back in the cOUCH we’re sTILL PLAYING MONOPOLY

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I’m dead. I’ve been dead all day. DEAD.

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what the actual fuckity

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Wooyoung: Listen, how the hell am I supposed to do this art assignment in one day I’m not fucking Leonardo DiCaprio.

Yeosang: Ah yes not to be confused with the award winning actor Leonardo Da Vinci.

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don't you hate it when your playlist is on shuffle and STAY by ateez is playing, you get all hyped and shit but then the next song just happens to be Universe by EXO

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[ateez group chat, "family friendly"]

San: you ever just be sitting at work and ur mouth starts watering thinkin bout s****** d***

Mingi: shootin dice

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Hongjoong: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Hoongjoong: [Rips off paper so that it says "Jongho dying"] Boom.

Yunho: [gasps] Jongho!

Hongjoong: No!

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The Truth

The truth is . . .

we'd all swipe right if Yang Yeosang was matched to us on a dating site, you can't deny it, but in all reality . . .

Yeosang would most definitely swipe left on everyone 'cause his bad bitch self likes one man and one man only and that is Park- mother fucking- Seonghwa

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if someone asked me what my ideal type is I’d be like:

“Do you know ATEEZ?”

-other person- “uh. . .no/yeah”

“Look up Choi San.”

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THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE

Hyunjin: yeah but at least on the internet they don’t see my face so they can like me for my personality and not only my looks

Chan: Bruh that’s deep

Minho: But isn’t your looks part of yourself too?

Changbin: Bold of you to assume someone would like you

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Chan: Why are your tongues purple?

Minho: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Jisung: I had a red one.

Chan: Oh.

Chan:

Chan: OH!

Jeongin:

Jeongin: You drank each other’s slushie’s?

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Felix and Changbin peacefully hanging out inside as rain pours down on Seoul-

Changbin: *Reaches into his pocket to write something* Oh no, I lost my pen!

Felix: *Grabs a pen from behind his ear* Here, you can borrow mine.

Changbin: Thanks,you’re a good friend.

Minho: I lost something once…

*Both look over to Minho sitting by the window, petting his cats*

Minho: …To someone I considered a friend too…

Minho: …My heart

*The soft rumbling of thunder can be heard in the distance*

Changbin: *Turns back to Felix* -Anyway, thanks for the pen.

Felix: No problem!

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Felix, sipping his apple juice out of a beer mug: I am a simple cowboy.

Felix: I yeet and then I haw.