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just here for my boys

[bloodyfinalgirl]

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[website-com]

oh quote from joseph gordon-levitt on being second, we're really in it now

[website-com]

[valtsv]

suddenly violently reminded of my young fujoshi moment in the admiral nelson death exhibit at the maritime museum

[valtsv]

context: when i was about eleven years old i learned about nelson's disputed last words to his fellow captain being "kiss me" or "kismet" and thought it was so unbearably romantic that i wrote very bad but thoroughly researched historically accurate fanfiction about it in my hello kitty notebook

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

take off all your clothes and walk into the sea

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

this is a post about feeling the waves crash into your tiddies n getting goosed by a mermaid this is not a sad post this is a post about exhilaration

[forgottenflickr]

“Sasha under the covers” 2003

[geryone]

Slow Dance with Sasquatch, Jeremy Radin

[100493503004422]

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodlandrealm]

♢⋯ Thranduil in The Hobbit

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[love4hobi]

loml 4ever<33

[yvngbebe]

[hungwy]

theres no winning on this website!

[medievaljournalist]

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

[medievaljournalist]

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

[uredrunk]