brbizzle, have to pizzle

Hi! I’m Jesse. I’m 21, I like Mariah Carey, and god I love men

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[actionpackedjackson]

[webkinzcat]

[cemetryangel-deactivated2026022]

look at this new frog from vietnam :) he has purple skin and is so cute. his name is Leptobrachella phiaoacensis

[cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[hustlerose]

a group of late 1800s miners singing a working song while hammering a massive dildo into my ass

[hustlerose]

help

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.

of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW

also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I'm gonna have to listen to Taylor's Version :/

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry I'm so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw

[vaspider]

Holy fuck.

[rosslynpaladin]

People literally getting ANGRY AT HER for daring to mention she's STRAIGHT. It's personally offending her marginalized fans for her to not go along with their desperation for HER to be Queer.

... Me, I'm a P!nk fan, I have no idea what this is about. Delighted not to be Le Involved here.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You left the best part in the tags!

[gpedia]

Wow what a coincidence @booksandfiltercoffee was just telling me about gaylor panic in the streets of social media.

[booksandfiltercoffee-deactivate]

That was brought upon by this post

[wizardshark]

I especially love that Tumblr screenshot saying "if what you're implying is the truth, just SAY IT" because she has! She's stated over and over again "I am not gay, I am straight, I am heterosexual" and they REFUSED to believe her and blamed it on compulsory heterosexuality, or her being too scared to come out. She LITERALLY did just say it!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[ball-lightning]

I... what.

[cannibalchicken]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[cannibalchicken]

[thatwomanlovingpotatofromtwitter]

This is the shit that's bothering me a lot

[bclislife]

Happy Fibonacci day!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

[neospacegov]

Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

[neospacegov]

KARL MARX??

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

OH MY GODHFD i DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD AN IMAGE MY MISTAKE