I'd Rather Have A Cream Pie

Stocking/she/Angel If you're looking for syphilis you're looking for my cunt sister she really gets around believe me. Cream pie anyone?

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bdsweetm:

Hey Kankri, I’m Stocking and I originally followed cuz I thought strapdown was your name but alas instead your name is just Kankri hows is shaking, Strappy?

N9, n9. N9t Strappy. It’s just Kankri. Why w9uld strapd9wn 6e my name, even? That’s such a silly thing t9 have as a name. That’s like saying that 6dsweetm is y9ur name. Either way, as a f9ll9w up questi9n; why is y9ur name St9cking?

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What I can’t give you a nickname??

Well considering my sister’s name is Panty the geek that buys Panty’s panties is Brief Strapdown would be a good name for a son if babies weren’t terrible.

Id call this blog stocking but it was taken :(

My name is Stocking because that’s what I was named?? IDK i don’t question god maybe they were like “hey you know what I know this child will fight with swords disguised as tall ass socks let’s name her stocking now get this bitch out of my sight”

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As I am unsure 9f wh9 and wh9 I have n9t said hell9 t9, I decided t9 start putting names here that I 6elieve I have n9t yet met and such. Anyway, my name is Kankri Vantas and I am part 9f a slave ring.

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Hey Kankri, I’m Stocking and I originally followed cuz I thought strapdown was your name but alas instead your name is just Kankri hows is shaking, Strappy?

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Jump to conclusions || Accepting

“Wow, look at this douche bag. Bet I could kick his ass into orbit.”

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bdsweetm:

Aight good :)

I mean it’s pretty expressive i mean might as well display all ya kinks right

I mean, I did give my bot I made a vibrating dick, so there is that. When you’re part of the Ring, you get used to having all your kinks out there for everybody to see. At least. I think you get used to it. Not sure yet.

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Because of course you did why wouldn’t you

I don’t know anything about rings but hey let your freak flag fly man no need to be shy about it

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Send 🔗 + the first thing your muse thought when they saw mine

Or send 🖇 for the reverse

(Based off of this post)

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I’m more offended by the idea that we have any kind of strict rules in place like those lez demon sisters

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bdsweetm:

Ugh human mythology? I’d rather not humans are goddamn clueless.

Yeah seems about right she’s kinda a pain but I love her to death let me tell you and even if she’s terrible you gotta admit we’re a pretty gorgeous couple of angels.

well i mean

were not fake but they have myths about us and paintings and sculptures

were basically half animal people our waists down are animal instead of human

and no shes a super pain and super rude but i mean ive never seen you and dont really believe in angels but im sure youre both pretty

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That's not the problem honestly I just hate 99.9% of reading, especially human material

So how does that happen anyway

Hey she's my pain in the ass talk shit get hit What's with all these motherfuckers that don't believe in angels we're not exactly shy or rare

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some of them are but not me open a human mythology book we should be there somewhere i guess

i just meant the people up riding their high horse yknow but i met your sister already and honestly she gives me a headache on sight

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Ugh human mythology? I'd rather not humans are goddamn clueless.

Yeah seems about right she's kinda a pain but I love her to death let me tell you and even if she's terrible you gotta admit we're a pretty gorgeous couple of angels.

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Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

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I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

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same

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@bdsweetm

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRrE6GCh-0H/

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i think your links are broken

//Seems that they're in working order on my end! The links tab triggers a popup box in window and your browser might not like it very much. I know chrome doesn't like it for a fact much ;w;

// Here  Are My Links!

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Start a rumor about my muse in my inbox

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Macarons de printemps | mellyeatsworld

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@tentiginousteratologist

Hey, I’m Stocking and not only are you fucking gorgeous but also where do you shop I have to go there

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Rohais. My shopping is both ubiquitous and unpaid for. My theft knows no bounds, so I don’t remember which store this was taken from, or if it was a store.

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Huh. I mean I guess

Why didn’t I ever think of that? I mean I don’t think I’ve ever stolen from Earth stores before I mean humans already have problems and tend to throw shit at me anyway like what’s the use in takin candy from babies

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@tentiginousteratologist

Hey, I’m Stocking and not only are you fucking gorgeous but also where do you shop I have to go there

how drunk can you get my muse? send me “have you ever”s and for every one my muse has done, they’ll take a drink.