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justcatposts

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

eb0lagay

that was so intense

juuliaroberts

where is her oscar I’m shaken

captaincassiopeia

@puppystorm

asia1ei

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

the-cloud-road

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221

delete this

maester-aemon

#leave jon’s height alone

braftdead

I just realized the first cars movie and the first thor movie have the same exact plot

dancegavindance-deactivated2019

I want an explanation

dragongirltongue

A man on the road to greatness ends up lost in a small desert town with seemingly no hope of getting back to the life he knows, over time he falls in love with someone there and learns to be humble. With this character development complete he’s able to return to his life never forgetting the people in that desert town.

kidmanproject

This man’s optimism keeps me alive

gogogadgetgolem

There will be a day I don’t reblog this after seeing it on my dash. Today is not that day.

zombiisnt

No but - to anyone who doesn’t know a single magpie is bad. There’s a nursery rhyme for it; “ One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for a secret, Never to be told. Eight for a wish, Nine for a kiss, Ten for a bird, You must not miss.” He knows he must be fucked if there’s only one Magpie

miracufic

@thebibliosphere

drferox

Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner.

drferox

I can’t believe this is my most popular post.

The cat is still lying, btw

stephendann

A cat does not lie. A cat merely rejects your humanist construction of meal categorisation, and desires to replace it with their own cat construct of now-meow-now-meow food bowl replenishing.

daddyslittledefect

love-order-chaos-repeat

Damn he came for their lives 😂

systlin

Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.

biteypyrotiger

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline was “that woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly said “Really?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

prepare4life

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

stark-raven-mad

I’m sorry guys, i had to

moiras-damage-orb

I cannot fucking believe it is the yEAR 2017 GOD DAMMIT

three-of-swords

The worst part is, I knew exactly what that was going to be before I read it

And I still read it

benepla-deactivated20180521

i have literal object permanence when it comes to my opinion on children. right now in the presnce of 0 children or 0 mentions of children i could not be more neutral. when im around a cool baby who like smiles at me or is bein funny & is maybe wearing a cute hat im like :))) “i want 30000 babies” but then if i hear one (1) singular child cry on a plane i think “Having children is a societal expectation thrust upon women by the patriarchy therefore i”