Procrastinato

It is a mystery

[zombiisnt]

bangin

newtestmost

[william-snekspeare]

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

[william-snekspeare]

This is what this photo looks like. To me

[zombiisnt]

tinypost test

[bizlybebo]

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[monstersovka]

✷

[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[regicide1997]

Happy 5th birthday

[doodle-doot]

[deadladyflowers]

[photo-frier]

[thats-so-meme]

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

[megamycete]

[cargopantsman]

Tell me Will

[yehudah]

CIS PEOPLE ARE SO UNREAL BRO……..i made a “im epic and sexy and my meat is huge” joke to one of my cis friends and she just said “well youre trans so you dont HAVE meat” like ok….first of all its a joke and second of all its a joke

[yehudah]

i hate it tho like other cis girls can say “suck my dick” as a joke and they dont have to specify that its a joke and that they dont actually have a dick but the moment i, a trans person, want to make a joke about it then it becomes a whole thing about how i dont REALLY have meat and i actually have a pussy like ok.

[yehudah]

honestly the fact that other trans ppl are rbing/saying that theyve had a similar experience makes me so sad i hate cis ppl

[bunnyalope]

its surreal because i see cis women say “suck my dick” all the time but if a trans man says it suddenly everyone needs to talk about how he doesn’t have a dick and if a trans woman says it suddenly she’s being creepy and innappropriate

its like just admit you don’t like us having fun

[maximumsunshine]

It’s the transphobia.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

It costs you literally nothing to leave service dogs the fuck alone.

yall. this isn’t a joke. if i can tell a 5 yr old “my dog is working, please let her be” and they understand then you can too. those dogs ARE working. they have a job to do. and when we say ‘leave them alone’ that includes making faces at them and baby talking them. literally act like they are just someone’s bag or something. if you distract them they could fail to alert their owner to a seizure or blood sugar issue or allergen. you are literally jeopardizing someone’s life bc you can’t have basic decency, respect, and self control.

[crowteeth]

SAY IT LOUDER

[rwandag]

am I allowed to tell the person I’m proud of the dog? Or should I just not bring up the dog?

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ignore the dog. Do not mention the dog.

[sevdoesnotexist]

Would you walk up to a stranger and be like “Oh damn your wheelchair is doing such a hecking good job being a wheelchair you go lil buddy!” no? then don’t do it to service animals that are clearly wearing their vest/collar/harness whatever it is that marks them as service animals

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment from @certifiedcoolkidno1 “animals…..aren’t…….objects…….”]

Service…..animals…..are…..legally…..classified…..as…..assistive…..devices…..

Y’all literally do not care how many disabled people you kill and how many disabled lives you ruin - you want to coo at and pet the cute dog.

Go fuck yourself asshole.

[princecharmingtobe]

Here, if you want a comparison that isn’t an object: I worked as a caregiver for people with developmental (usually accompanied by physical) disabilities. My job was to accompany them into the community for various activities including shopping, dining, and leisure activities. And everywhere we went people would come up to ME and tell me what a good person I was, what a great service I was providing, god bless me, etc.  Not only was it embarrassing for both me and my consumers, it was distracting! I was supposed to be paying attention to my consumers and their needs, which could often change rapidly depending on their conditions, and instead I was having to deal with some prick who felt the need to voice what a martyr I was for doing my job. And they’d usually get angry if I ignored them or informed them they were distracting me from my job, which sounds familiar.

So yeah. Leave. The Dog. Alone. All you’re doing is making yourself feel good while distracting the dog from its job and endangering the person it’s supposed to be helping.

[doodle333]

Question: I know service dogs are for a variety of maladies (I hope that’s not offensive, if so plz correct me) so is it wrong to even go up to the person and calmly tell them their dog is cute and ask them to give them a pet for me later when they’re off the clock? Without actually giving the dog attention?

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

What exactly is it about “Ignore the dog. Do not mention the dog.” that y’all aren’t grasping.

Oh right. It’s not what you want to do so you’re just going to keep trying to weasel your way around it. Because fuck disabled people, it’s a cute dog.

[scarlet-rosepetals]

What’s really getting me is that all of these “but what if I” examples blatantly involve inserting yourself into a disabled person’s life just to get to their dog. Like

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: A white stick figure on a black background. Orange text says “that’s a human person”]

[servicetahoe]

people love talking to my dog or asking questions while we’re in line and therefore can’t just leave.  if we’re in line chances are I feel terrible, he’s doing his job and I’m trying not to fall on the floor I do not have the time or energy to answer questions.  he knows he’s a good boy and that he’s very smart.  I know he’s doing a good job.  I should not have to worry about people petting him when I’m having tachycardia and actively need him to do his job.  just leave us and our dofs alone

[doberbutts]

disabled people: leave me and my assistive devices including service animals and caregivers and aides alone

ableds: but what if-

disabled people: leave me and my assistive devices alone

ableds: but what if-

disabled people: what part of “leave me and my assistive devices alone” are you not understanding here

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ableds: But I don’t want to.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more parents need to understand that teaching children to ask why rules exist is positive and valuable. teaching kids about authority–and that authority is not always right, and when and how to question it–is a fundamental step to preparing them for adult life. 

do it right and you won’t get disobedient kids, you’ll get kids who think critically 

[why-bless-your-heart]

I’ve mentioned this before, but my parents introduced a system where if they tell you to do something and there’s a reason you can’t do it, you can ask “May I appeal,” and they’ll listen to whatever new information you have to present and either revise their command or tell you to do it anyway. This serves a few purposes: first, it’s really funny to hear a four-year-old use legal jargon. Second, having a system in place for protest that isn’t whining, complaining, or outright disobedience makes things easier for the parents. Third, it fosters an environment of mutual respect. The child knows that his reasoning is taken into consideration when the parents’ decision is made, and the parent knows that the child may have legitimate reasons for not obeying a command, while still reserving the right to the final decision.

[thatlogos-deactivated20210124]

I do remember telling a teacher that her request was “out of her jurisdiction” in kindergarten so it can backfire just FYI

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. this first comment opened a whole new world for me, I adore this approach

2. to the second commenter:  I see ZERO DOWNSIDE to this

[jpinesart]

so did you lay in bed blasting fireflies by owl city as a kid staring up at the ceiling while imagining running away to a happier place bc you grew up on fairy tales and make believe stories since you didnt really have the best social skills due to undiagnosed neurodivergency and thus didnt have a lot of friends so you spent all that extra time you had induldging in fictional stories and then grew up believing maybe one day youd get to go on a magical adventure like those stories had so youd spent so much time just longing for an escape and to go somewhere you understood bc you didnt understand people but you did understand all those stories you read or are you normal

[normal-downloadfailed]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Either neurodivergent people need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

[goliath-de-senfina-sango]

Can i not be called out first thing in the morning?

[wheelspiration]

[tigerwriter]

[Image ID: A screenshot of several Tweets by Styna Lane (@StynaLane), posted on July 3rd, 20202, that read:

“It’s disability pride month, and did you know disabled people in the US with Medicaid are not allowed to have more than $2,000 in money and assets combine, or else we’ll lose our often life-saving health insurance? 🙃 Don’t fucking tell me forced poverty isn’t A Thing TM.

“Did you know disabled people in many countries (including the US and UK) can’t get married or often even live with their partner because it causes a massive decrease (or removal entirely) of their disability benefits? Which should only make sense to you if you’re a eugenicist. 🙂

“Did you know it’s still 100% legal to pay workers with disabilities less than minimum wage? 🙂

"Did you know disabled people with Covid are dying because they’re being denied care to save resources? A disabled man in Texas was denied care (and food) in hospital for six. Days. Doc told his wife that, since he was disabled, he didn’t have a quality of life worth saving…

"Did you know that disabled people fought for ages to get accessible accommodations for work, school, medical care? Did you know we were told it was impossible to work from home, impossible to attend school from home, impossible to have telecom doctor appointments? …

”…Did you know these were all sorted and made available within a month of abled people needing them after the onset of the pandemic? Did you know now that states are opening back up, these accessibility accommodations are being revoked for many? 🙂

“Happy Disability Pride Month.”

End Image ID.]