welcome to wonderland.

enjoy your stay and dont fuck shit up.

[beachkidswithdirtyvansss]

road trips through the great smoky mountains

[shownoshade]

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it

[labella-instagram]

[meladoodle]

[jaynejezebelle]

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

[rrdcooc]

To be fair, he knew how to draw two men

[shuturp]

[cooltrees]

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[black-leather]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[beachkidswithdirtyvansss]

THE SIGNS AS CUTE VALENTINE'S DAY QUOTES

Aries: For love, I'd do anything. For you, I'd do more.

Taurus: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was my choice, and falling in love with you was beyond my control.

Gemini: Because of you, I can feel myself becoming the person that I've always dreamed of being.

Cancer: Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true because every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

Leo: Words fall short whenever I want to tell you how special you are to me, so all I can say is my world is full of smiles whenever I think of you.

Virgo: When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.

Libra: You give me the kind of feeling that people write novels about.

Scorpio: Sometimes you meet somebody and you know that whatever you did before must have been right. Nothing you've done could be too bad because it lead you to this person.

Sagittarius: Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Capricorn: People say that when you're in love nothing in the world matters, but that's not true. When you love someone everything in the world matters more.

Aquarius: If I had to have feelings for anyone in the world, I'd have them for you.

Pisces: You know you're in love when you can't sleep because reality is better than your dreams.

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[avontheatre]

[asaplauren]

akaka falls - big island, hawai'i - 1990

[staypozitive]

[mypoembook]

Quality Life Everyday

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.

[thequeenof-me]

This happened to me (not the cuffing or the tape thing) but my teachers would threaten to call my mom and say I was causing problems and as a black child of a single mom I was about to start shit at home so I can no longer write with my left hand and I will forever hate my third grade teacher ms.Drake

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

[apsyde-deactivated20150829]

never do this again

[animatedamerican]

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.

[kitschdemotic]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

[danedanelovesyou]

Oop