Dont Talk To Me If You Cant Roll A Blunt

Angie <3 22 🏳️‍🌈 Bitch my shit is 21+ otherwise fuck off Cannabis entusiasmó

[srryurstoopid]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[artesbw]

“Nightstalker”,by Joseph Vargo.

[understands]

[2mood]

Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

[yenvengerberg]

news from the uk right now is that our new prime minister, who was appointed little over a month ago, is now being asked by her own party to resign after almost crashing the pound and having to do a complete u-turn on her policies.

she's actually had even less time in power (because parliament has to 'respectfully' stop due to the queen dying, cos you know, the country had to come to a complete halt for ten days) and her time in control is being likened to the shelf life of a lettuce. no seriously, there is currently a live stream of 'who will last longer, liz truss or this lettuce?':

[yenvengerberg]

update: they put a wig on the lettuce

[space-mouse]

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

[bisopod]

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[nancyishappy]

[srryurstoopid]

Why couldn’t Rhaenera just abdicate the throne 😭😭 she was a terrible and ineffective leader anyways but she lost all her sons and husband for what 😭 literally nothing

[srryurstoopid]

Sorry you’re mad :( I’m still fuckable if you need it tho

[srryurstoopid]

Otherkin has always been transphobic it was created by transphobes and y’all are the reason why trans people couldn’t be taken seriously for so many years

[stxphxnxa]

The strong urge to snuggle a man.. like c’mere baby let me hold you and run my fingers through your hair. and plant soft kisses all over your face.

[fedgf1-deactivated20220521]

[the-angry-folklorist]

Violence

[w0lvesxpaws]

[virtuallyinsane-dark]

[sunbathe]

@blooogold