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Any pronouns! || I <3 SCIENTISTS !!!! || you all smell like cheese [☆*:⟪ ⟫:*☆] ''Always be you, You will always be you And I think that that's a good person to be! As long as you're doing, No harm unto others, Then you're always doing the right thing by me, You're always doing the right thing by me.'' (Wooden, Sparkbird) [☆*:⟪ ⟫:*☆] [☆*:⟪ ⟫:*☆] ''Feel the bass jump with your hooves, Hit the floor then touch the sky, Believe in yourself, friend, just try! Swing your antlers left and right, Just tonight we will be free, So, dance to the gabber beat with me! 'Gabber hardschtylen, ja'" (Gabberstag, Renard & Futret) [☆*:⟪ ⟫:*☆] ''Pulled up at the sound of some strange commandment A moon of light reflecting fully And I guess it would feel like rebirth Out of some kind of dying, to see yourself, Still glowing.'' (Glowing, The Oh Hellos)

[beadyeyedcockatiel]

(i'm aware of the fact that DNIs don't do much, but I don't want radqueers or transIDs interacting with me. They pollute the internet as well as anyone within the T.R.A.S.H. acronym. That's pretty much it.)

(I also want to note/clarify that I *block freely.* I most likely don't/didn't have anything truly against you if I do/did block you,, please don't take it personally,, especially discourse blogs, even if I agree with the side you're on. Discourse gives me a lot of anxiety)

I am a spam liker + spam reblogger. If that makes you uncomfortable,, then,, please say that !!

SIDE BLOGS:

My Professor Utonium dedicated blog! ^_^ - @utoniumlover (My most active side-blog! I try to post/reblog on it every day-- every week, at the least)

@cockatielsbullshitttttt is my designated blog for premium, prestigious shitposting, ranting, and anything else of the sort.

muh tags: #cockatieltalks, #cockatielasks, #cockatielspolls

hiiii thereeeeee fella thing dude lass laddie mx. ms. mr. mrs!!! here's some stuff about me!!!

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iiiii uuuussseeee any pronouns! She! He! They! Xe! Zir! It! Go wild! Aaaannnyyy!! I don't like labels, though I might fit within a hundred that I don't know of.

QUITE OPINIONATED !!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!! I MAY HAVE 'PINIONS !!!!!

I'm very fond of birds (hence,,, why I go by ''cockatiel'',, funky little guys they are,,,) & nature in general !!

I'm a therian, furry, cosplayer, artist (in the works,,), and musician!

being ''cringe'' is being free!! ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ i don't bite! so if you're in a certain ''kiddy'' fandom (e.g. warrior cats), i won't care about that. #1 professor utonium ('98-'02) fan. if needed i can and will debate anyone on this. /hj

My fixations aren't set-in-stone, and tend to flourish, especially with certain characters !!

I'll add onto this,, later,, probably,, maybe,, bleh,,

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stamps aaaand blinkies section (among other things ^_^)

[go-puppy-go]

having a comfort character that is an antagonist is so silly sometimes. yeah the fictional serial killer wouldn't treat me like this. i wouldn't be going through this if murder monster 9000 was with me right now

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

are tumblr sexywomen a thing? i think they should be a thing.

[doe-eyed-disaster]

can we please acknowledge that tma/tme is a meaningful distinction? a justice of the US supreme court is openly saying that it's legal to discriminate against trans women because the same laws do not target trans men. the transmisogyny is what makes it permissible. your transphobia is fine as long as it has carveouts for men.

[doe-eyed-disaster]

since i posted this, many comments and tags have accused me of not caring about trans men's feelings. let me go on the record: they are correct; i do not care about men's feelings. i especially don't care about men's feelings when the US Supreme Court rules that categorical bans on trans women's participation in women's sports are constitutional, overturning precedent from multiple lower courts, and establishing a legal basis for weaponizing Title IX against us.

describing this as generalized transphobia flattens out the differences in how variously trans people are variously discriminated against. framing this as transmisogyny correctly focuses our attention on the ways in which discrimination which uniquely targets transfems is weaponized. there will no doubt be downstream effects felt by any number of transmisogyny exempt people, and they will rightly feel upset about the injustices they will experience. i do not want those things to happen, but they will and it will be bad and wrong when they do. but the first people targeted will be those least able to exempt ourselves from transmisogyny, those named explicitly in the majority opinion.

you'll pardon me for not sparing much consideration for future injustices when my sisters and siblings are already suffering, already being cast out and labeled as dangerous, things whose inclusion is a bourgeois luxury reserved only for when we have the time to weigh the complications and the nuance.

to hell with you all.

[pixeljade]

Frankly if youre transmasc and you read the above and all you can think is "But what about meeeee" instead of "Oh my god, I'm being used as a justification for the discrimination of my sisters, I must speak up for them, and fight for them with all I have!!! I do not want hate being pushed on transfems in my name!!!", you are heartless, and should make your first priority to find wherever you lost your heart.

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

fellas, we gotta support our trans sisters

[idrawjohnegbert]

some of my jegbert headcanons, in no particular order or continuity

-mouth breather in spring and fall due to seasonal allergies

-had those stupid sports goggle glasses as a kid

-extremely “um, ackthually 👆🤓” about video games. def was a triforce shirt + cargo shorts kid

-wears khakis because his dad thinks they make him look responsible

-really into like, bugs and (normal) salamanders and that kind of thing as a kid. probably what sparked the idea for the “biologist” part of ectobiologist as a username in the first place

-aside from all the movies already mentioned in homestuck, also really likes flubber, dodgeball, and airplane

-dad let him try a hit of his pipe once as a kid to teach him a lesson. It worked.

-has a midwest emo phase in high school that Dave makes fun of him for for the rest of time

-bisexual (duh)

-secretly used retcon powers to add Matthew McConaughey to the cast of Con Air to make it “the perfect movie.” Didn’t tell anyone and giggled over a great prank waiting for someone to noticed. Only slightly dejected when no one ever noticed (because, hey, Matthew McConaughey is still in Con Air now!)

[kriskonor]

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[asterkallium]

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

[asterkallium]

piplup studies plein air

[asterkallium]

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

[asterkallium]

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)

[neosporinwound]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE SUMMER !

I'm very excited to announce that my commissions are open for the summer! It's been a long time since I've opened them, and I'm eager to make some moolaa with my artwork !

(Upfront payment, DM for questions )

DM ME IF YOU WANT A PIECE DONE !

[neosporinwound]

URGENT!!!

I really hate to be posting stuff like this, but I REALLY DO NEED HELP.

My mother is unable to pay for our electric bill this month and I want to do all I can to help her. She is LITERALLY the only person that works in my house and I don't have my working papers yet.

She can pay it all slowly, but it's going to be very difficult.

IF YOU WANT TO COMMISSION ME FOR ART, DM ME!!!!!

[nattykazooartyay]

If you are in the market for a fabulous commissioned artwork I would highly suggest purchasing a commission from Neo!

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[juustanie]

Evil & intimidating horse

[steddiecameraroll-graphics]

Sunflowers 🌻

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[ohowthemightyhavefallen]

anyone looking for comms?

hey guys, my fam's in a financially rough spot rn and the job market in my area is not great, so i'm trying out comms again.

if you need a pfp or some fanart or anything just hmu

apocalypse.is.near.'s Commissions

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[pridewishes]

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[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[ggarbagee]

i've never made one of these "prev" polls before but

assign a beatle to prev

John

Paul

George

Ringo

Wrongo

Voting ended onAug 5

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[pridewishes]

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