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[ladyoftheharbour]

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

[ladyoftheharbour]

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

it's not EVERYONE everyone but this is essentially the case yes

[pineappical]

cuteness aggression

[pineappical]

one day grace tries on one of their eridian shirts and is like hehe it has way too many holes for my few limbs :-) and to rocky and adrian its like the equivalent of putting your dog in a pair of pants

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

Why is Rocky an amogus?

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[glintblade]

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

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[dogpuppy]

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

[dogpuppy]

New image of it has been captured.. still unsure of what the fuck

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

used to work in a private rural urgent care/ER (they had one suite suited to somewhere between basic and advanced life support and a helicopter-friendly landing site out back) and at 17 had to have the "listen, 57 yr old woman with chest pain, either you can get over the mistaken impression that seeing your breasts is gonna send me into a lust frenzy or we can delay this EKG by up to 30 minutes while I pass your complaints to the head nurse and he reassigns one of the two women currently on staff, one of whom is a full physician, to perform this extremely simple test that will determine if we need to call the nearest hospital that's like, too far to wait for an ambulance but definitely reachable by airlift in the event you're actually dying" conversation like, more than 5 times. What's more important to you, your dignity or your life?

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

Ah, yes, the old "consumptive consumption".

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

I love Carl PHM so much, best change from book to movie. He's not looking to make friends with Grace, but he's into what's going on enough to take some chances on this goofy asshole, and then he ends up point blank on the most important discovery in human history up until that point? And then even in betrayal he's not like "why'd you make me do this?" he just reaffirms that he has absolute confidence in Grace, and that ultimately Grace should have confidence in himself.

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[deadgenerations]

It feels impossible to overestimate how fucking stupid these people are

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

Is it weird that I kind of feel like Graham might not be wholly wrong? Like, I don't think we should have military bases on other countries' soil. If they won't assent to us using those bases to enforce American hegemony, why even maintain them?

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[roadhogsbigbelly]

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

[hyperlexichypatia]

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.

Why are you watching a mystery instead of going to a real clifftop mansion and killing your long‐lost aunt for her secret inheritance?

Why are you reading Moby Dick when you could let a real whale eat your leg?

Why are you watching Pokémon when you could fight a real pigeon?

[beallmysinsrememberdposts]

brb stuffing my pockets full of pigeons and then feeding myself to an enormous cetacean to get that GOOD orgasm

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