[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

innocent smol business: I can’t sustain myself unless I underpay employees

me:

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[jewlsies]

how do straight white boys survive in the real world

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Oh my god

[madame-mircalla]

republicans are so fucking stupid holy shit lmao

[candyredterezii]

HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY

[candyredterezii]

HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW

[candyredterezii]

Halloween is over …

CHRISTMAS IS IN TWO MONTHS CHRISTMAS IS IN TWO MONTHS CHRISTMAS IS IN TWO MONTHS

[sarahseeandersen]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[peacheol]

*gets complimented by a girl* 

uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-

*gets complimented by a boy* 

lol thanks i know

[homosexual-supervillain]

[generalivan]

[thewaitisogre]

i feel like i’m being personally targeted and i don’t like it 

[broriarty]

[emilystonedaily]

“Anna” starring Emma Stone | written by Will Butler from Arcade Fire

[tomhiddles]

In the series of how Leonardo DiCaprio fucks up in every film he’s in but the director always decides to keep it going. 1. Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact this line was not originally scripted. James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it. 2. When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in. 3. When Leonardo DiCaprio’s character Calvin Candie smashes the palm of his hand on the dinner table, the actor broke a glass under his hand and really began to bleed. DiCaprio ignored it, stayed in character, and continued with the scene.

[ramblewood]

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In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade / And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down / And cut him ‘til he cried out in his anger and his shame, “I am leaving, I am leaving.” But the fighter still remains

[ramoorebooks-deactivated2024011]

Gay does not mean interested in you.

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

[suicidallyreckless]

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

[everybodyspunchingbag-blog]

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

[kagaminilen]

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

[cryonetics]

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

[zaftig-goddess]

YES

[darkbuckie-deactivated20170324]

no offence but i’d like to know what happened

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

The increasingly earlier onset of the sexualisation of female bodies and all the social expectations that go along with it in terms of personal presentation.