I do things

Jam, 30, they/them artist, pole dancer, seeking to rekindle a rich inner life

[letterful]

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[deceasedcardinal]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

SETTLERS OF CATAN: THE MOVIE

starring TIMOTHY CHALAMET as BRICK

ANYA TAYLOR JOY as WHEAT

and JACK BLACK as SHEEP

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[bentothuglife]

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.

[zillamoroll]

myah

[bentothuglife]

Ahhhh oh my god Incredible art, thank you my love!

Also she literally just did it again

[zillamoroll]

sunbathe with her Or Else

[traffic-wizard]

"Come Get some Vitamin D, bitch, I'm doing this for our mental wellness!!" -Your cat provably

[haaarpb]

havent drawn them in a while

[bean5prout]

Peeped this old pup on the street in her sweater and i loved her

[wehatetuesdays]

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

[fuwanek0]

Do care. Did ask. Plus I hope your day gets better.

[bean5prout]

I have no idea what the pole community is like on here but this combo was really cool and also fun so here it is i guess ✨

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[effinbirds]

[romanceyourdemons]

so when do they let him start wearing the top hat and the big silk sash that says MAYOR

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.