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star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

mcaelius

sucking the juices out of yodas walking stick. ?

#sloppy style i suck hmmmm

dogpuppy

It’s like looking into my 4 year olds thoughts

enki2

#this is what going on 99 from modesto to bakersfield is like

innerchildabortionclinic

We're always saying "i've never had a unique experience" on here but on Reddit every day someone has a genuine unique experience

whoisandyloam

#who used my field notes for this

cryptotheism

People talk about Paul ruining Christianity like the guys before Paul didn't also have bad opinions.

the-wolf-emoji

this mf?

cryptotheism

Let's kill this ass hole

idea i had

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She was his hag

the-mad-prince-of-denmark

wizardpostsdotorg

at the elf funeral silently weeping abt how he only made it to 307.. such a tragedy.. what a terrible accident.. he was just beginning his life

goblin obituary reads "SARRAAHH has finally, peacefully passed at the ripe old age of 46, in a cart which rolled swiftly off the edge of a cliff and exploded on the grass below. she is survived by her 23 children, many spouses and other family members, who have inherited and restored her beloved exploding cart

orc funeral ends after 6 weeks of screaming drumming and cannibalism rituals finally deemed enough blood and carnage to avenge Rog's bloodless death at the hands of a poisoned berry. his family may now rest easy knowing he has been sent to the eternal bloodbath beyond

gnome funeral several years after it has become clear that the aged gnome in question is clearly not coming back from that afternoon walk. salut. 4 birch saplings in his honor.