Call me Beanie!

Polyamorous, ace, queer, trans boy; I use he/him; I'm 14; I didn't draw the pfp or header (I edited the header, but the art under the cut isn't mine)

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

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China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

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Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

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Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

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Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

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Israel: 09-8892333

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(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

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Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[wicked-transparency-deactivated]

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

[mermaidprincess-ariel]

WHAT

[caolifornia]

i just wanna see it

[schrodii]

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

[askdreamsillysillydream-deactiv]

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

[sprintthroughhyrule]

Sorry, I had to see this.

[ittybittylittlebithaht-blog]

YO! It looks amazing on mobile!!!………😔

[somanyfandomsonly1username]

This is amazing

[medb-like-grave]

Is there a joke here? Absolutely nothing changed. Am i dumb?

[romansleftshoulderpad]

^^^ it doesn’t work on mobile so if you’re on mobile and don’t see anything that’s why

[krystal-prisms]

:(

[krystal-prisms]

Wait no, on mobile you gotta click it

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[beanie-babey-boy]

The phones weren't working

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

Reblog this second

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first

[angelarecamier]

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

[iamnatalia]

not risking it

[purrfectstorm13]

I reblogged this every time I saw it and I deadass met Taylor okay like I’m not saying this is magical… but it’s magical

[hopelovestaylor]

just in case :)

[threecheersforemocore]

not risking it

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[seraphic-sapphic-safehaven]

Lesbian girls are lovely!

Bi girls are breathtaking!

Trans girls are terrific!

Queer girls are quite great!

Intersex girls are incredible!

Pan girls are perfect!

Ply girls are precious!

Ace girls are amazing!

Aro girls are awesome!

Aroace girls are angelic!

Oriented aroace girls are out-of-this-world!

Omni girls are outstanding!

Nonbinary girls are nice!

Genderqueer girls are gorgeous!

Genderfluid girls are glamorous!

All LGBTQ+ girls are wonderful!!!!

[more-incorect-quotes]

Logan the music teacher: All right, what instrument do you play?

Patton, extremely excited: I PLAY THE FLUTE

Roman: I play the trumpet, and I am a MASTER at it and if you doubt me I WILL FIGHT YOU

Virgil: percussion...i guess...i'm not that good...

Remus: BASS CLARINET. IT SOUNDS EVIL IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

Deceit: The instrument of your doom.

Everyone: ...

Remy: Uh...I play the cello?

[rose-coloured-prince]

virgil would play percussion! he has percussion vibes

[ethicalmemes]

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

[grimthetransman]

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[kedreeva]

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

[damalseer]

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

[citrusgroves]

super close!!

[the-starlit-blade-deactivated20]

We’re less than 200,000 away!

[beanie-babey-boy]

Only a little over 50,000!!!

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[intergalactic-socks]

Ha, all of above

[depressed-alone]

Literally every single one

[young-violent-desperate]

Haha; all of them

[pastel-gummie-deactivated202002]

All Of The Above-

[rip-paramour]

Ahhahahaaah

[maybemarcy-deactivated20191228]

No comment

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[mysharona1987]

[dennator25]

[haunted-meat]

So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.

Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.

7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.

3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.

So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.

And that’s how you get 100.

It’s ridiculous, but NASA has a culture of “overengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around it” which is actually pretty cool.

[signoraviolettavalery]

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

[talvin-muircastle]

Which would you rather be:

A. The NASA Director Who Sent Too Many?

B. The NASA Director Who Didn’t Send Enough?

[beanie-babey-boy]

Plus! They probably didn't know how different it would be in space???

[beanie-babey-boy]

Hey dad i now have 2 girlfriends a demon and a super solider - zv

Haha... what?

[zack-valkrison]

Got laid but with emotion

[beanie-babey-boy]

Don't repeat that

[zack-valkrison]

Okay but you asked for an explanation of what i meant

[beanie-babey-boy]

Well, I meant how.

[zack-valkrison]

Well we were doing laundry an-and the rest is history

[beanie-babey-boy]

...

[zack-valkrison]

Did i say something wrong?

[beanie-babey-boy]

I'm just confused...

[zack-valkrison]

About? I can go into graphic detail but no one wants me to

[beanie-babey-boy]

I want you to?

[beanie-babey-boy]

Hey dad i now have 2 girlfriends a demon and a super solider - zv

Haha... what?

[zack-valkrison]

Got laid but with emotion

[beanie-babey-boy]

Don't repeat that

[zack-valkrison]

Okay but you asked for an explanation of what i meant

[beanie-babey-boy]

Well, I meant how.

[zack-valkrison]

Well we were doing laundry an-and the rest is history

[beanie-babey-boy]

...

[zack-valkrison]

Did i say something wrong?

[beanie-babey-boy]

I'm just confused...