Two Hearts, One Home

Erica. 25. Larry is love.

[beaniebabyharry]

I guess I’m coming back as a 1d/larry/hallanov blog lol…Feels good to be back lol

[totearup]

Harris gets the idea to do a video asking the team popular questions they get from comments. Bood explains his tattoos, Lucca assures everyone that he is actually 21 (his most popular question is 'who is letting that baby boy play hockey?'), Troy has to defend salmon as a snack again, Wyatt's question is why Marvel? And harris has to cut the video and just put in a screen that says 'answer cut for time'.

Anyway Harris finds Ilya in the gym doing pull-ups or something and Shane is in the background on a treadmill. Harris goes to Ilya "So your most popular question is, Can Ilya Rozanov fight?"

Ilya drops down to the floor and crosses his arms (slightly swollen and sweaty from the pull ups) and mostly fake scowls at the camera, "I see this question all the time because people are very tempted by my very hot husband." He wags a finger at the camera, "But he is mine you cannot take him. I can fight very well." He smirks at the camera now.

Then Shane pops up behind him, having stopped his run, "I can also fight." And Harris is like, "oh no one asked you that Shane."

And Shane shrugs, "No I know, but if they're asking Ilya because they're going to fight him to like, steal me or whatever, they should know I would also fight to stay."

And he also smirks at the camera and Ilya looks at him with such a gooey lovestruck look that it immediately becomes a meme.

Ilya reblogs the meme with a gif of Shane demolishing one of those punching bag games ala Hudson.

[russianblush]

#you're not you when you're hungry (for cock)

+ bonus (no aftercare or kisses = sad hollanov)

[russianblush]

the 9 inches: before & after

[ellisonwongparty]

the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.

and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.

[ellisonwongparty]

and then with shane it's just like. oh this guy's life is perfect. i wonder what's wrong with him. and then the very next second it's like does shane think a suit and tie is necessary for all sex??? or just gay sex???

[boolinson-deactivated20131028]

[voxina]

Ruth Payne, Liam's sister, via IG Story.

[dailytomlinson]

All of Louis' comments on 1D songs via instagram stories - 23.07

[palacesofmymind]

SOBBING

[recoveringdirectioner]

he’s so funny for this i’m crying

[dailytomlinson]

Louis performing at the How Did We Get Here? Tour in Boston photographed by Brent Goldman

[ily-a]

Hollanov + text posts (part 1)

[ily-a]

Hollanov + text posts (part 2)

[mr-styles]

guinnessworldrecords Harry Styles & the Together, Together tour have made music history, achieving a new Guinness World Records title for the longest residency by a musician at Wembley Stadium during a single run. The record was secured on Saturday 4 July 2026, when Harry completed his record-breaking 12-date run at the iconic London venue. Following official verification, Harry and members of the tour team were presented with the official Guinness World Records certificate onstage at Wembley Stadium by Official Adjudicator Will Munford. Record-breaking moments are rarely achieved alone, and this is a true example of what we mean when we say everyone can be part of it. Congratulations, Harry and team. 🏆

[clytemnestraaa]

friend texted me

[stylesnews]

Harry singing a verse of Kiwi to the melody of Watermelon Sugar | Together, Together Tour in London Night V (June 20th)

[latetothegamelarrie]

harry's dance routine

with the spiderman meme at the end

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