beanlord8830

beanlord is beanlord

[dreidelsanddragons]

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

[meshaamem-li]

[beanlord8830]

lol

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[cannibalchicken]

[beanlord8830]

peak

[thecatcrew]

In honor of National Black Cat Appreciation Day, here’s some adorable pictures i just took of Egypt 😍🖤✨

If you love Black cats, tell us why in the comments ☺️🖤💕

[beanlord8830]

beanlord is reposting this to spread awarness

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[beanlord8830]

beanlord says toitles are peak fr

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[beanlord8830]

beanlord says real

[chaoticz8]

hello i changed my name to beanlord

I see Mr Jenkins

[beanlord8830]

beanlord says peak

[charlesoberonn]

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

[greyt-expectations]

We probably can, but the question is should we?

[charlesoberonn]

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

[greyt-expectations]

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

[greyt-expectations]

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected. 

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

[charlesoberonn]

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

[beanlord8830]

downloaded thank you very useful

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[beanlord8830]

i swear if i see this in our campaign @chaoticz8 ima be mad

[i-am-a-fish]

I would survive the hydraulic press

[darkriverofblood]

Oh really? Lets see about that

wait what

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm immune to all damage from everything. forever

[beanlord8830]

@i-am-a-fish

you cant just hack and be an invincible fish. i eat invincible fish like you for breakfast HAHAHA and ill get you with the bypass immunity sword of infinite damage

[important-animal-images]

[beanlord8830]

yes she did

[beanlord8830]

this is a peak meme

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[beanlord8830]

yeah a curse

[moringmark]

[beanlord8830]

peak (i miss the owl house)

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[beanlord8830]

i eat both

[bimmyjimmy]

Spring is mine!!!!!

[beanlord8830]

exactly why would you say otherwise

[teaboot]

“chronically fatigued adrenaline junkie with depression and ADHD” is such a wild combo for god to dish out I feel like a lawnmower powered by fear and joy

[beanlord8830]

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