🚥Chaoticz8🚦

They/them

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[myrandomstuffpage]

When will enough be enough for you to hit the streets in protest? When?

[stfueveryone]

There is no bottom, there's no end to the depravity; we need a revolution from top to bottom. We cannot allow the people who brought us this world to continue controlling it.

[isuggestrevolution]

this is my suggestion

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[magical-bear-dubin]

Meds are potions.

They are just solid instead of liquid these days.

Drink your thinking potion

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sludgebones]

everyone in the comments like “its just focaccia” “he’s never seen someone bake focaccia before?” shut the fuck up

[voidingintotheshout]

And also, everyone has different experiences and an experience can be a person’s first time, even if it’s something you’ve seen over and over again. I was going on a hike in Central Jersey with a bunch of kids from Trenton, inner city. There were squirrels and birds singing. Typical suburban forest. It was a normal hike for me but this was the wilderness for them and they were excited and frightened because this was the furthest they had ever been from the city and they didn’t have any idea what a poisonous plant looked like or where snakes might be and it was all exciting and new, this suburban New Jersey forest. It’s really nice when you can just celebrate the exciting moment with a person without showing off how much of the world you have experienced.

[quasarkisses]

I’m always grateful I got to see this xkcd strip when I was young enough to change

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[coldfadingdeath]

"father. I have a bomb."

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[very-annoying-crow]

I need to get better at this whole 'talking to my friends' thing

[my-dailydreams]

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory