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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Janaina Medeiros
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will byers stan first human second
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
NASA

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its an inside joke
thing I like about Hollow Knight is the tiny little bits of consistency in the differences between the two protagonists. Hornet is vigilant on benches, the Knight takes a moment to rest its eyes; the Knight tucks its nail away when running and jumping, but Hornet almost looks to use her needle as a balance or weight, and always has it in hand. The Knight is generally more stoic, it generally only tilts its head when being challenged, where Hornet drops into an immediate wary posture when the ground just starts shaking after Bell Beast. Neat
Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.
I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.
"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.
May I please have 1 everything
protecc goop sibling
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?
ideas for discourse i came up with
having OCs is bourgeois
people who write erotica should be considered sex workers
only americans believe in aliens
it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs
the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals
feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated
Haha yeah eww no thanks
That’s a bug
@kittybroker how much for this tiny bug?
Fish up this tiny little baby bug right out of the free bin for the low low price of 0 dollars nothing!
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
This is a fucking new one
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24
@ph3on1x-flam3
a post getting popular on tumblr is like
imagine you are op
you are standing outside in the middle of a field
you say some dumb shit
a couple drops of rain fall on you
and then a few more
and then OH GOD YOURE DROWNING WHERE DID THE RAIN COME FROM THE SKY WAS CLEAR A FEW SECONDS AGO
EVERY TIME YOU PLEAD TO THE GODS TO PLEASE ALLOW THE RAIN TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE
THEY LAUGH AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU
YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL
and then a gimmick blog is like "this post contains no punctuation"
and then a gimmick
blog is like “this post contains
no punctuation”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"10k notes" this, "100k notes" that
you all failed
the notes have stopped
the storm is over
and what do you have to say for it?
Uhhh...
I say hi? Idk
fair enough
ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay
My gender is Homosexula
And they’re all Vlad
reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher