Mr Bonzo is my Dream Man

She/They, Queer https://ko-fi.com/doraeyemon

[beans8leaf]

ralph and lily as a team is so insane i wish they had one task they had to do together

[alittlevillainy]

do you think they’ve inspected each other’s bodies

[beans8leaf]

Gotta love when game changer decided sisyphean task is doable if you have a friend to help you

[cranberry-branflakes]

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when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[thriplerex-trx]

pattern recognition test #8

[redstonedust]

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

[crystaflowerz]

[sincerelysamedt]

Yoo Joonghyuk as a gamer and Kim Dokja as a QA beta tester is really evident in how they navigate the scenarios. Yoo Joonghyuk survives on practice and tenacity. If he keeps replaying the level, eventually, eventually, he will beat it.

Kim Dokja isn't a gamer, though. He's a beta tester. He finds loopholes, flaws, bugs in the system, some obscure forgotten feature he can twist to his advantage. He isn't meant to beat the game. He's meant to break it.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Honestly Xiahou Dan/Zhang San is god's strongest solider because if I had spent more than half of my life trapped in a novel I didn't even read, facing constant assassination attempts, intimidation, and debilitating migraines, and I'd started to question my very grasp on reality and if there even was a real world and then someone spoke to me in English, confirming that not only did I come from another place but that I was no longer alone... I would have sobbed uncontrollably right then and there

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[facelessoldgargoyle]

I love pirating all my video content and subscribing to top notch patreon artists like @natalieironside and instead. Unlike her, Disney+ will NEVER give me the trans spider erotica I crave

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Seriously, for the price of 1 Netflix subscription I can subscribe to like 10 different patreons, and that way I’m actually giving money to independent artists! The barrier for entry is way lower, which means the art can be more radical, more experimental, and more personal. It’s cool to feel like I’m actually helping people who want to make art to make a living, and to enable them to do it without censoring themselves for the Disney Channel.

It’s like how the Archive 81 podcast got adapted to be on Netflix. All the weird edges got sanded off. All the lesbians were turned into gal-pals. The lovecraftian alternate dimension that turns the protagonist into a half-radio robot man gets swapped for a straightforward time travel plot. I’m not interested in supporting production companies that de-lesbian my stories!! I want more lesbians in my stories!! Weird trans spider lesbians who have weird trans lesbian sex!!

Anyways, uh, go subscribe to Natalie’s patreon.

[natalieironside]

Aw shucks y'all ❤ ❤

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[ratbastarddotfuck]

in my post abt tumblr's porn ads I said something like "I don't care much about the fact that I'm seeing porn rather than that we as users can't post it but advertisers can". and a few people have reblogged with tags like "I DO care about seeing porn/I don't want to see it and I shouldn't have to/I also don't care but would love not to flashbang people" all of which are true and fair. but friends, colleagues. I put that line in there to keep swerfs away from the post. it is all too easy for anything which is ostensibly complaining about porn to be dragged into that sphere and lauded as proof that the world is porn addicted and degenerate.

I am a porn creator who considers porn & sex a significant part of my artistic expression. when I say I'm not bothered by seeing porn on dash, I mean ideally I would be seeing much more of it from real people. but even if this wasn't the case, I consider the naked body a neutral object to look at - it doesn't disturb me and I am concerned at the amount of people who seem disturbed at seeing any amount of nudity on their screen.

so let me be more explicit. the problem with the porn ads is not the porn, it's the ads. it's the fact that advertisers can post things that users can't. it's the inability to filter out the content because it is an ad and is not beholden to the same TOS or labelling rules as users are. it's the fact that many of the ads are for AI services, showing AI generated skinny white women (further pushing the needle on the extreme fascistic, white supremacist body image issues people are developing) in lieu of paying real life sex workers.

it's cool and fine that you would prefer not to see explicit porn in your day-to-day life. but you need to know that repeatedly, compulsively reinforcing this desire when I'm trying to talk about a problem of capitalism and censorship of expression does in fact position you nearer to the censors than it does to me and other sex workers.

[chekhovs-raygun]

i can't see my mutual's boobs on tumblr. i also can't see a sex worker's boobs on tumblr. but if Age Of Elf War Gambling Scam wants to show me digital elf titty, i will see those titties seventy times in a row, and if i complain i will be told to buy a paid subscription to tumblr.

porn isn't the problem, consent is. advertisers telling us we can't show our tits OR avoid seeing theirs is an incredibly stupid situation to be in.

[4waystreet]

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

[queen-mihai]

Genuinely though, this world makes a really easy case for being a fucking supervillain

"I tried the power of love. It got me thoughts and prayers and people hoping for my success while doing nothing to guarantee it. I saved the world countless times and people looked at me like it was the bare minimum. I saved lives and marriages and businesses and was forgotten. When I started to starve to death and saw no way out, I decided I no longer cared if everyone hated me and joined the disgusting villains and they fucking PAID ME."

[queen-mihai]

Like legit though all the love in the world is not gonna convince the electric company to keep dumping power into my house.

What am I gonna do? Walk into their office with my fucking blog open and explain how I've inspired people to better themselves all over the world and that's why they should forget about my bill?

You know the first thing they're gonna tell me? They're gonna tell me to ask those people I inspired for some money because they can't fucking function on hopes and dreams and toppled dictators

Something

Somewhere

Has to put MONEY into my fucking accounts so I can pay them.

That's. It. That's the math. That's the beginning and the end of it.

Kitten-Squishers Incorporated™ is definitely morally goddamn bankrupt. But if they're the only ones offering me enough money to pay my bills and feed my kids, I don't know what to fucking tell you because I HAVE to have money

No matter how free I may give MY work to YOU, THEY are under no fucking obligation to give THEIR work freely to ME.

And unless you've got an electric company, an internet company, a phone company, and a fucking HOUSE to hand over to me, money is going to continue to fucking matter and I HAVE to keep every option open

[gayvampyr]

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

[cipheramnesia]

NUANCE. NUANCE!

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