Beans

If I had a gun with two bullets and was trapped in a room with hitler and my least favorite person I’d shoot myself twice.

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[methhomework]

[yzomiris]

They’re the baaaaaad guuuuys…

DUH 

[glitteringhellspawn]

If I were a parent I simply wouldn’t take my anger out on my kids and then ask them why they’re upset

[glitteringhellspawn]

Rip to my mom but I’m different

[veryfunnymemes]

[lazypeachess]

i cant hold it back much longer 

[marmastry]

John Cena voice//  TOPH BEIFONG

| Commission is OPEN |

[catchymemes]

After the Con

[imonlyadumpling]

I’m screaming!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

[sushinfood]

THEY WAY THEY RIP OUT THE BUTTCHEEKS

[nevercure]

“tiddies begONE”

[catchymemes]

[hetteh-spegetteh]

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

[justpennywise]

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

[stylingryan]

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

[badjokesbyjeff]

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

[xtec]

cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

[jemocha]

Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

[jemocha]

Part 2, hope you enjoyed 😄

♥️This was inspired by @kittenwiskers story based on @writing-prompt-s prompt, reblogged on my page right after this post :)

♥️While you’re here, please check out my page

[jaychirps]

So sweet :D

Don’t mind my tears, thanks

[endller]

@gentle-mello-silence!!!!!!!!!!!!

[embergeist]

Did I forget to repost this? Cute

[xnottobex]

Oh this is just precious! Absolutely adorable

Source : Jemocha

[meangirlnurse]

i’m in a facebook group for shiba inu owners bc it’s where my sister and her wife post pictures of my niece (a shiba inu)

and it’s so fuckin funny because like every other post is someone being like “my dog does whatever it wants and cannot be reasoned with. we are all subordinate to the dog and it’s wonderful we love our tiny nightmare” 

and then every comment is like “yes! this is proof that your dog is superior to all other dogs” 

[meangirlnurse]

there’s a thread right now that’s like “does anyone else trip over their shiba inu a lot? like way more often than you’d expect? almost as though your shiba inu is actually deliberately trying to cause you physical harm?”

and all the comments are like “oh yeah definitely! we’re pretty sure ours is trying to kill us in a very intentional way! gotta love how they have minds of their own 😂”

[meangirlnurse]

this post was a big hit 

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[thebootydiaries]

[ayetroyler]

there is no hope