mmmm... beans

u can call me soph im dumb and also dumb please love me they/them 20 years young

[signeficunt]

ANDREW ARRESTED

[biancawilkson]

[molabuddy]

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[cappuccinoandglitter]

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

[nico-the-overlord]

@magicmarkerz

[vagante-do-abismo]

[kommetz]

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

[kommetz]

HELLO????? HELLO?????

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me

[modmad]

and he's RIGHT

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[beardedmrbean]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

we need playing pretend now more than ever

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[robs-sideblobs]

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

[robs-sideblobs]

[robs-sideblobs]

[robs-sideblobs]

[footlongdingledong]

oh yeah here’s one I made a while back

[brightlydim]

@b0nkcreat

[chilewithcarnage]

have some more

[my-chemical-decay001]

Heres some of mine I've collected or made over the years

A lot of the other ones were very "kicking and screaming my blorbo" so I thought if add a lil bit of variety

[of-pierce-and-parade]

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

[balotellitubbies]

Not gonna take the chance of not becoming a dragon

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

*REBLOGS FASTER THAN A DRAGON’S BURNING HEARTBEAT*

[hemipenal-system]