》 TLOU 《

In love with Brooklyn 99, TLOU, TWD and Marvel ❤️🤭

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Y/n: I still don't understand why we are trying to trap boobs?

Tony: For the last time, Cap said to set up booby traps so we're doing what he said!

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Cap: WHY ARE THERE BREAST LEVEL WIRES EVERYWHERE?

Y/n: They're booby traps :)

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IM BACK

Basically I've been gone for a while now due to technical problems due to my old phone breaking and making me loose all of my emails, accounts, passwords etc. Luckily, I have managed to obtain this account once more!!

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Y/n, falling down a flight of stairs: Shit!

Natasha: Graceful, as always

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Tony: For gender, he put 'yes' and for religious views they put 'Of course'.

Loki: Who am I to stop you from worshipping me?

Y/n: I want to keep her.

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Young!Y/n: I want to be Steve when I grow up!

Sam: Have fun being cranky all the time

Bucky: And having major issues with swear words

Sam: Yeah, what is up with that?

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Steve, driving Y/n, Wanda and Pietro: How was your day at school?

Pietro and Y/n: We almost got suprise adopted!

Steve: What?

Wanda: We almost got kidnapped

Steve: Okay

Steve, slamming on the breaks: WHAT!?

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*Y/n crying in the background*

Peter: Are you crying because your mad or upset?..

Y/n: Would you stop fucking asking me, I don't know! I've been trying to kill that fucker for years and this old bitch comes in and just kills him!

*Peter just nods*

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Nat: Not everyone likes you, you're not Y/n

Tony: Not everyone likes Y/n

Nat: What?

Tony: ...

Nat *pulling out a clipboard*: Names. Give me names.

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*The avengers come back from a mission*

Nat: Welcome, fellow idiots

Y/n: Hey, Natty!

Nat *With heart eyes*: No, you're not an idiot

Y/n: You underestimate me

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Y/n: I thought it was funny.

Kate: Of course you think it's funny. You started laughing at a funeral because you remembered a meme you saw on Facebook.

Y/n: I still think it's funny

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Y/n: Tony do you remember that Vitamin bottle, look. I got a new one

Tony: Yeah I remember

*they both laugh*

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*later that night*

Y/n *Drunk as shit*: I don't know how I'm getting home tonight

Tony: Oh true

Y/n: I haven't um, figured that out yet. I think maybe I'll just-

Tony: Who knows if you'll even go home tonight, you might find a cutie who likes your vitamin bottle!

Y/n: No! No!

[This quote is from DarrenLevyOfficial on YouTube]

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Wanda [In another universe, with Vis and her boys + Y/n]: Family is forever, nothing will tear us apart-

Strange [Comes out of a portal, America and Wong in tow]: I'm sorry-

Wanda: Dont even.

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Y/n: Me and Peter-

Tony: The correct term is 'Peter and I'

Y/n: Not all of us got the smart gene, Tony!

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*DC UNIVERSE*

Harley: I really like what'cha selling lady... But there one teeny problem...

*Y/n wipes a fake tear*

Harley: You messed with my friends!

Y/n *off screen*: Preach, sister!

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Y/n *handing Wanda her delivery food*: That'll be £10.70 please, Mrs Maximoff.

Wanda *hands Y/n the money, she sighs*: You know, Y/n.. There's a lot of food I ordered and I don't have anyone to eat it with..

Y/n *completely oblivious*: Why don't you call Piet? Anyways, I'll see you around. Bye Wanda!

*Wanda facepalms*

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Scarlet Witch/wizard from another universe!Reader: I don't need you.. to tell me who.. I am.

Strange: There's two of them?

Wanda: I surprised myself, Stephen

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Y/n: Listen, not all the avengers have daddy issues. Tony Stark has them, sure. Same with, Nat, Yelena, Peter, Thor and Loki but some of us don't. Like me-

Tony: Don't flatter yourself. You called Capsicle dad the other day during a mission

Y/n: Dad! Tony's being mean again!

Bucky: This family makes me want to kill people.