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Lead a man to water and he will fish for a day

If one were to take a grilled cheese sandwich and blend it into a paste, would the paste created be considered the same as if mac and cheese were blended?

heckboymoved-deactivated2016033

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

yahenni

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

sushinfood

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around

The only AI I trust is my magic 8 ball

If you cook a loaf of bread again, does that make a loaf of toast or does toast only exist if the bread is sliced?

Dr. House gives off Monocle energy. Not so much of he would wear one but that he would be worn as one by somebody else

That has got to be the worst cut jib I have ever seen

Writing little stories would be so much easier if I had the same thoughts I have in the shower as I do in front of a computer

I would steam a ham

Careful today guys. May be some pranksters out and about today

Taking Day and Nyquil at the same time to enter the forbidden part of the day

Luigi: The most aerodynamic Mario Brother

I actually was born yesterday. Thanks for asking

The cycle will soon be completed

#threeofthem

I dislike when people I meet find out I'm a #gamer and they ask me what I play. My brain goes blank and I forget every game I have ever played so I just say "Oh you know, everything." Then later when I look at my most recently played games and it's The Elephant Collection... am I to tell this person I'm a pro at finding my pink elephant wife? Like, who even knows about the greatest love story ever told?

The lion should in fact, concern himself with this new time share opportunity!

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